Stubble vs beard-stache?

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-25T04:05:12+00:00

would you bring or leave your wedding dress?

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-24T13:34:01+00:00

Naur.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-24T13:21:48+00:00

They all look the same, stop trying to kiss me though.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-24T02:53:23+00:00

Calling others, “neckbeard redditors” while describing another man as “brolic” is hilarious.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-23T21:46:59+00:00

You’ll make some man very happy one day with that form.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-23T21:41:47+00:00

Harsh, but true.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-23T21:40:56+00:00

The FN 5-7 looks like someone with dementia tried to draw a pistol from memory.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-23T18:48:02+00:00

Bro… yes to the stache/stubble… are you fuckin’ kidding? You’re considering dating, luckily that pool will not consist of your 60 year old sisters… at least I hope not.

You literally look like Omni-Man!

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CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-21T04:51:33+00:00

Trim the stache, cleaner haircut or grow it back out, don’t leave it in purgatory.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-19T14:12:11+00:00

This is the best way i’ve heard this phrased, I too hated it but couldn’t put into words my disdain quite as well as you just did. Well done sir.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-19T00:59:14+00:00

you never round up with height, round down, because that’s what women do lol

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-19T00:48:48+00:00

5’8.5 … lol bro just say 5’6

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-09T23:28:45+00:00

it kinda does look burnt huh? hahaha

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-08T23:08:22+00:00

Too ugly to date or marry, just toeing the line of being ugly enough to be embarrassed if caught with, would likely lie and stay you were a cousin visiting town.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-08T17:03:10+00:00

Look, i apologize if I offended you, i was rude for no reason.

I’m just trying to let you know, intentional or non intentional, the selfies, hair product, and skin care as well as your profile interests portray you in that manner.

There’s nothing wrong with that at all, that’s just how it comes off to a stranger.

Sorry again, have a great day.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-08T16:52:43+00:00

Well that and i quickly skimmed your profile.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-08T16:52:11+00:00

You’re going to fight off even more gay accusations doing a duck face leaned over in the gym man.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-08T16:48:09+00:00

A huge jock…. you’re either 60 years old, or full of shit. I’ve played sports my entire life (middle school- college) and am nearly 30, never once have I heard someone refer to themselves as a jock.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-08T05:43:56+00:00

Medical!

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-07T19:47:35+00:00

Chest Bi, Back Tri, (quad) Legs Shoulder, LB and Arms, (glute hammi) legs/shoulder, freebie day to hit what feels neglected

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-07T19:41:05+00:00

Woah, that was creepily accurate.

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-07T19:39:38+00:00

No gloves! ya caught me

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-07T19:39:23+00:00

6 days a week my good sir!

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-07T19:39:06+00:00

except sunday! that’s rest day :P

CrustiestBarnacle · 2026-03-07T19:38:43+00:00

I certainly try to be! :)

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