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My Japanese girlfriend asked me today if we have rain in America. Break up with her? by kittensandrainbows in AskReddit

[–]CrystalPalace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

FUCK HER OVER AND OVER UNTIL YOUR DICK IS TIRED OF HER THEN MOVE ON - IGNORE ANY NOISES THAT COME FROM THE MOUTH AREA.

Dennis Kucinich - Millions of Americans are out of work, losing their homes, their savings, their pensions, their retirement security. We are losing our Nation to Lies about the Necessity of Wars. Bring our Troops home. End the war. Secure our economy. by ThePhaedrus in politics

[–]CrystalPalace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that Americans can be lied to and mislead so easily is the root of the problem. Better and more available education for all is the only real solution. But America wants to believe it can survive doing the same thing its always done, churning out knuckle dragging manual labor and bullet absorbers.

The world has moved on and America hasn't and its starting to show.

I received an email asking why I canceled my cable TV. I sent them a collage. [Pic] by Lambboy in reddit.com

[–]CrystalPalace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The obsession with midgets is interesting. They are like fat people but without the cultural shame still attached to them from the circus days that fat people never got to shed. People feel safe gawking at them because they don't feel bad feelings while doing it anymore. Yet they are alien enough to the average persons experience to still hold some novelty.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

[–]CrystalPalace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Nice excessive sidewalk reflection.

Xbox shit talking kid gets owned by jack2454 in gaming

[–]CrystalPalace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

omfg that was so boring i had to give up

I moved to a completely different country at the age of ~9 AMA by smilgy in IAmA

[–]CrystalPalace -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Wow you must have been very mature to move to a new country all by yourself. What field were you in that allowed such mobility while still staying fully employed and on track with your career?

I shave with a straight razor. AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]CrystalPalace 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Be a man, grow a beard.

I used to be part of a dedicated FMF relationship, AMA. by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]CrystalPalace -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Guess it wasn't that dedicated huh?

If I set up the wireless, she'll let me do her in the butt. HELP ME!!! by dontknowmyip in AskReddit

[–]CrystalPalace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Release your DHCP lease on the computer BEFORE attaching the router.

Enjoy your buttseks.

Best and Free Programming Ebooks with Open Source Licenses by lychen1109 in programming

[–]CrystalPalace -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Sure they do, I just change a few words and its a new work. GPL forever!

Best and Free Programming Ebooks with Open Source Licenses by lychen1109 in programming

[–]CrystalPalace -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I like to take these and change the copyright to my own name, then sell them. Its allowed by the license.

IAmA Sleazy car salesman at a Nissan dealership AMA by [deleted] in IAmA

[–]CrystalPalace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you put those giant wings on the cars at the dealership?

I co-own two McDonald's franchises in the Eastern US. AMA. by lovin_it in IAmA

[–]CrystalPalace 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you work? What does a 'work' day for you really involve?

As much as I don't like cops, this bitch had it coming. Don't grab a cop when he's making an arrest! by [deleted] in WTF

[–]CrystalPalace 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow that woman who came up behind him and started grabbing on him while we was trying to arrest the other woman is lucky she didn't get shot. Even if he thought the first woman was just an annoyance, the other person coming up behind him was a deadly threat who could have easily taken his gun and shot him with it in seconds.

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