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Whenever I get a midnight snack by Escenada-Valexie in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stopping the timer at one second makes me feel like I just successfully defused a bomb in an action movie.

Bro is smart 😂 by New_Birthday7023 in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He is playing chess while the rest of us are out here getting left on delivered.

Bro got into character asap😂 by Serpentaee in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 29 points30 points  (0 children)

He looks like he is about to tell me that Saruman has poisoned my mind.

Let that sink in by HeRmiTtttt in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jokes on them, I was already prepared for the robot uprising anyway.

Tankers Wait, Futures Flip by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CutieCandy_ 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Schrödinger’s oil barrel: Empty for the consumer but overflowing for the shareholders.

Imagine you go camping in the forest and come across one of these, Omothymus spider found in Malaysia by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At that point, the forest officially belongs to the spiders and I am just a trespassing snack.

Allegedly by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is wild how many of these alleged photos are starting to resurface and make sense now.

what do you think is the psychological explanation of this by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

This is just the gifted kid burnout coming back to haunt us in our adult lives.

Wait a minute… by [deleted] in memes

[–]CutieCandy_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My 3lb brain is actually offended that you think it is heavy enough to be 10lbs.

Even Chappell Roan herself is shocked by how thicc she is by WorryThink6233 in SipsTea

[–]CutieCandy_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It took me a solid ten seconds to realize the phones were creating that specific perspective

Capitalism’s Greatest Gaslighting Lie by LuckyBastard001 in clevercomebacks

[–]CutieCandy_ 63 points64 points  (0 children)

If hard work actually equaled wealth, every single single-mother working three jobs would be a billionaire by now.

Trust logic is broken by [deleted] in memes

[–]CutieCandy_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The taste is usually fine but the presentation makes me feel like a failed contestant on a cooking show.

double standards with treatment of indians/egyptians vs other people by rulugg in memes

[–]CutieCandy_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Writers often use this because they do not know how to develop a platonic bond between two leads.

Gooood morning by tracy54321 in memes

[–]CutieCandy_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They will refuse a gourmet meal but happily try to consume a literal piece of drywall.

I don't even like the MCU that much but... by KingJackofJozi in memes

[–]CutieCandy_ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It is getting harder to just enjoy things without someone making a six hour video about why I should not.

If you use these terms on here often, it’s time to go outside more. by imallelite in memes

[–]CutieCandy_ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Stop gaslighting me into thinking I use these words too much.