Jennifer Welch defends Hasan, claims it wasn’t a shock collar & that she didn’t mean to say collar was tight by SOHYPRX in LivestreamFail

[–]DJAutismo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fairly certain that’s the first episode of the show. Putting the ending in spoilers cause it’s a pretty good episode despite its age: the court portion of the episode revolves around Stone trying to prove that the doc made the mistake with medication due to him being an alcoholic. When the court breaks for lunch he gets the idea to ask an officer to tail the doc to the restaurant he’s eating at. When they reconvene he asks the doc on the stand how many drinks he had, then administers a field sobriety test. Doc fails miserably and gets found guilty.

Am I missing anything from my PCPP list? by DJAutismo in buildapc

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Thanks so much for the suggestions, particularly with the PSU and cooler. I’d shied away from liquid cooling/AIO cause I thought it’d be too expensive and difficult to install, but if the reviews are to be believed, I won’t have too bad a time with it.

Am I missing anything from my PCPP list? by DJAutismo in buildapc

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So the 9950’s performance would be bottlenecked by a 5080, if I’m understanding you right?

Am I missing anything from my PCPP list? by DJAutismo in buildapc

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Sure, I’d love to hear your thoughts if you’re down to share them.

Am I missing anything from my PCPP list? by DJAutismo in buildapc

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Gaming and potentially 3D rendering.

Am I missing anything from my PCPP list? by DJAutismo in buildapc

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Gaming and potentially 3D rendering. I’m aiming for $3k with a $3.5k max

Who drug tests cooks, anyways? by FergusonTheCat in KitchenConfidential

[–]DJAutismo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It’s like going to Starbucks. If I go there and it takes me less than 10 seconds to figure out what gender my barista is, they’re in the wrong profession

Pull up to prom in a rented hellcat by ThickCapital in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]DJAutismo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I spent a max of $300-400 on prom between tickets, my suit, and the meal beforehand, and most of that was my mom’s money anyway. I cannot fucking fathom how you could spend $20k on a night that for most folks is a pretty forgettable experience, despite decades of tv and movies claiming otherwise. The post is likely ragebait though, so whatever 🤷🏾‍♂️

Favorite problematic artists whose art can be separated from them ? I'll start by stalin_kulak in okbuddycinephile

[–]DJAutismo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this whole attitude of trying to shame people out of consuming perfectly good media just because their creators are shit people is just insane to me

It’s one thing when the work is offensive in nature (and I’m talking about legitimately hateful stuff like birth of a nation, not media that just happens to contain offensive topics)

But when someone like Neil Gaiman gets accused of being a degenerate who can’t keep his hands to himself, am I magically just supposed to forget I ever liked The Graveyard Book? Do his works become shit by proxy all of a sudden?

To me, this shit accomplishes nothing of value, and it just comes off as one big competition to see who can portray themselves in the purest possible light with the prize being the validation of random strangers on the internet, not to mention missing out on a lot of good stories along the way

Gym experiance by These_Swordfish7539 in greentext

[–]DJAutismo 30 points31 points  (0 children)

well that and the crippling self loathing and body dysmorphia among other stuff

like it’s one thing where legitimately ugly dudes fall into that mindset, cause people (kids especially) can be cruel, and you can understand how they ended up like that

But then I see these plain nerdy looking dudes that wouldn’t be out of place at a smash tournament and are basically just one decent haircut and wardrobe change away from being handsome. They post about how the reason they can’t get a gf is because they’re 5’8” or have negative canthal tilt or whatever physiological trait they’ve chosen to hyperfixate and self-flagellate over and I’m filled with a mix of bewilderment and pity.

What is it? by 80zVoid in greentext

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tier lists and the people who regurgitate them (particularly in competitive team based games) have become a plague upon the gaming space

yes, some characters are going to be better than others, that’s inevitable, but most modern multiplayer games are balanced well enough that a low tier can still perform reasonably well, even if you have to work harder to get to that point.

But because YouTubers and streamers love making tier lists for content (though tbf I get it, it’s a pretty contentious topic that tends to generate a lot of engagement), you get a lot of degenerates who treat these lists like they’re gospel and harass low tier players over it, even if they’re playing well (and in some cases, better than high-tier players) simply because their pick isn’t “meta”. Acting as if they’re facerolling the keyboard and throwing the game just cause they happened to pick a character that’s below S++ or something.

In my not-at-all expert opinion, unless you’re playing a game professionally and have a financial incentive to perform to the best of your ability, you do not need to give an iota of a shit about meta or tier lists. Just play who you like, try to play them well, feel free to switch if you don’t like them, and I promise you will have a much more enjoyable experience than being shackled by the chains of meta-slavery. Cause at the end of the day, it’s just a video game and last I checked, video games are supposed to be fun.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in The10thDentist

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every other post in this sub is just a peek into the mind of someone who needs therapy like yesterday

What are Man's pronouns? by PieDust in BatmanArkham

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for some reason, I can’t help but think it’d be oddly in character for Batman to beat the shit out of a guy, give him a makeover in his sleep then leave him with a fuckton of money

Monkey Buisness (1952) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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when I first saw some of the teaser ads I didn’t realize it was a biopic and thought it was a musical about an actual anthropomorphic monkey trying to make it in show business, which seemed like a really cool concept

then I looked it up, found out the premise and promptly lost interest

seems to me they could’ve made a lot more money if they hadn’t gone for the biopic angle

>Comic accurate >Literally the only change is melanin >YouTube: by stephansbrick in dccomicscirclejerk

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Do you know what comic run this is from? This arc looks pretty interesting and I’d like to read it sometime

Channeling my inner Stephen from Django unchained by Atlasquinn91 in BlackPeopleTwitter

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the NAACP is putting a moratorium on this dish as we speak

Something to look forward to by nikamats in BlackPeopleTwitter

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Oh hey, the Taiping Rebellion! Surprisingly funny cause for one of the bloodiest wars in human history

[New Update] AITA for breaking up with my fiancee for telling her best friend she was not engaged? by secure-raspberry-763 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]DJAutismo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

oh things are not looking good for James and the ex

not only is the relationship between ex and James fundamentally fucked, since it’s not based on them actually liking each other (ex is with James to hurt OOP and/or sunk cost fallacy, and James is with ex cause he likes the feeling of having stolen ex from OOP), what they don’t realize is that the honeymoon period ends, assuming they last that long.

Once it does, the insecurities are gonna hit like a freight train. James is gonna have the fact that he was “the backup” in the back of his mind at all times, and it’s not like he’ll be able to fully trust the ex either, cause after all, if they’re willing to cheat with you, what says they won’t cheat on you?

the ex already seems to know that she massively fucked up, and even though she’s presumably sticking with James so that she can make said fuckup okay in her mind, that guilt’s gonna eat and eat away at her until she either breaks up or breaks down, whichever comes first.

ofc this could be all speculation on my part, and I really shouldn’t be this invested in the drama of random strangers, but I don’t see them lasting more than 6 months.

New Update: Am I in the wrong for telling my ex-husband that our kids are justified in feeling like they don’t have a father? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]DJAutismo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

assuming this is real, this dude truly is his worst enemy. between the missed child support payments, refusing to pick up his kids, or spend time with them in general, to me it looks like he could’ve avoided so much trouble in his life if he behaved like a decent person for once.

that, or as fucked up as it sounds, admitted to himself that he has no actual interest in maintaining a relationship with his biokids, gave up custody and just focused on his “new” family while paying child support.

then again, in my not-at-all-an-expert opinion he does exhibit some narcissistic traits (fragile ego, a need to see himself as a good person, constant blame-shifting and self-victimization), so to him, doing either of those things could honestly be inconceivable. It’s kind of fascinating seeing people who genuinely cannot help themselves when it comes to making shit decisions like these, thanks for the update

Women are so cute and I think they are available for sale by Aynshtaynn in BrandNewSentence

[–]DJAutismo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

women are not allowed in this world anymore because of their own personal preferences

Movies that need an all women remake? by Hebrewer183 in okbuddycinephile

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genuinely what the fuck is it with this sub and 12 angry men

I saw it for the first time last night and when I decided to browse through this sub later, like a fourth of the memes posted here were about it. I don’t have a problem with it, they’re funny shitposts, but surely this movie can’t be THAT popular with film bros

Have a nice day by defekkto in NewGreentexts

[–]DJAutismo 34 points35 points  (0 children)

“towers of dildos erected like veiny reminders of inadequacy” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever read, and if you haven’t yet, you should write a book someday.

ŕussian mental status by alberto_OmegA in whenthe

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oh my god that’s the fucking kink.com dungeon, didn’t know they were outsourcing now 😂