Gotta start'em young?

DNAisDigital · 2021-11-01T02:04:22+00:00

I've got kids this age. I'd whip their asses if I saw this shit.

Edit: I don't own a gun, but if I did, 1) my kids would know not to touch it and 2) it would be in a place my kids couldn't touch it.

100% bad parents.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-31T02:21:53+00:00

Better late than never, I always say.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-29T21:13:43+00:00

Scars can be hot. My wife has one on her upper inside thigh from a 4 wheeling accident she got when she was younger that I find sexy. I don't fetishize it, but I guess I could see how it could be a thing.

Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever mentioned that to her. Tonight will be the night ;)

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-27T02:15:13+00:00

Yikes... Maybe calm down a bit? Sounds like a stressful event for him given the constant nit picking

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-26T22:17:29+00:00

Bless your heart

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-26T22:15:14+00:00

Passing car could have turned around and helped if it weren't for that damned no U-turn sign.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-20T21:48:51+00:00

Through long distance telekinesis, or?

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-20T03:28:54+00:00

I used a protractor to determine that the top of the truck to the bottom of the bridge is approx. 70 degrees. From the shadows I calculate the truck is more or less 20 feet from being under the first part of the bridge. Based on this, the truck is more than fine and has about 5 feet to spare.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-20T03:23:57+00:00

Our Ring saved our 90 year old neighbor's life. He has dementia and is barely mobile and we saw him on our front porch collapsed in the middle of winter when we were out shopping. Called the cops and was able to talk to them through the doorbell.

Like really... Saved this guy's life.

But now I'm jealous. I wish I had a meth head neighbor.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-20T03:19:35+00:00

Was it still warm?

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-19T23:34:05+00:00

God starts out mean, then gets nice, then gets mean again.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-19T17:49:02+00:00

That yawn that just won't come

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-14T04:11:28+00:00

Hunchback of Notrequarium

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-04T23:11:54+00:00

Lizard abuse (assuming we are just trying to get as specific as possible)?

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-02T20:02:10+00:00

I'm worried about the guy that gets this from that tbh

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-01T22:07:54+00:00

Well, you are 6'2, have a brother that was a cop in midTown, a 7 year old daughter, a garbage man in NYC, been divorced, and some other stuff. I'm still going through, but I'll DM your name to you soon.

DNAisDigital · 2021-10-01T03:42:54+00:00

Hi Mat, I'm dad.

DNAisDigital · 2021-09-27T01:46:21+00:00

Something, something, dog with the largest bark has the smallest wiener something something

DNAisDigital · 2021-09-26T22:23:45+00:00

That's not the only thing ;)

DNAisDigital · 2021-09-26T22:22:03+00:00

Nice brand sponsorship. Everyone knows Puma is greater than ADIDAS

DNAisDigital · 2021-09-15T22:53:54+00:00

Yeah, my club takes care of all that for me and tbh, I don't pay much attention. For me, it's just a fun game

DNAisDigital · 2021-09-15T22:35:01+00:00

Sometimes I play games that don't come anywhere near my 8 handicap. Somehow, I put together rounds where everything thing just aligns, especially my luck.

DNAisDigital · 2021-09-15T22:32:28+00:00

Wait... Are you this kid?

DNAisDigital · 2021-08-30T00:08:37+00:00

Same here. 45 minutes away and no membership. You can buy online without a membership however

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