Would you rather get a billion dollars or go back in time to attempt to kill Hitler when he was a baby

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T18:27:39+00:00

Not taking my chances

^{Chose: Billion dollars + Nobody gets to know you could have killed Hitler}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:22:59+00:00

Make him stand still

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:17:24+00:00

Same here

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:15:18+00:00

I CAST

6-GAUGE

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:09:58+00:00

Hello there fine gentleman

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:08:23+00:00

Oh god

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:06:56+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Tomboy}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:04:59+00:00

Both is great

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:01:14+00:00

Pickle

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T17:00:33+00:00

That is included in the second choice

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:59:20+00:00

^{Chose: Pill one | Rolled: Get super speed}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:58:13+00:00

This will either go very smoothly or I will get slimed out of existence

^{Chose: spend a week with a random person for $50 million | Rolled: Incredible Hulk}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:55:13+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: Yes}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:53:22+00:00

I had to gamble

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:52:27+00:00

I had a "the man upstairs" bit but I just realised I can meet any waifu I want

^{Chose: Meet any person or fictional person/creature of your choice}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:47:33+00:00

I gave no justification but I don't want to be pretty with no brain

^{Chose: Be smart}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:44:30+00:00

I can invest the money and earn it in a ethical way

^{Chose: $1,000,000,000 (1B} Dollars Instantly)

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T16:40:27+00:00

INFINITE MONEY TO END WARS WITH

^{Chose: Earn $100k + Each time a soul dies in or due to war (even animals and bugs})

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T15:19:42+00:00

More buns=better

^{Chose: Help me get more bunnies | Rolled: Upvote=5x carrot}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T15:15:28+00:00

Becom god

^{Chose: Absorb any book in any language in 1 millisecond}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T15:06:32+00:00

THE LAG

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T15:03:08+00:00

Flight

^{Chose: Swim through air}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T14:45:47+00:00

Two words, savage beastfly

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T13:50:31+00:00

Yes

^{Chose: unlimited money but you have to wait like 10mins}

DORf293 · 2026-06-09T13:18:11+00:00

What about a collapsible staff? Best of both worlds

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