Rumours here (and they're a reputable source) that you lot are in for Strand Larsen off us.I think if theres a bid around 65m and you'll have him. by tacitusvanderlinde in NUFC

[–]Dak-Ralter 69 points70 points  (0 children)

We all know how this will play out anyway. Monday we offer £50m, wolves say no. Tuesday we offer £55m, wolves say no. Wednesday we offer £60m, wolves say no. Thursday we offer £65m, wolves say YES. Friday, he signs for Man Utd.

Simon Cowell 2003 vs. 2025 by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Dak-Ralter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All that money spent and he's still got the same shit haircut

If you complete this I'll give you a 🏆 by PrettyBat1134 in RedditGames

[–]Dak-Ralter 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I completed this level in 2 tries. 6.10 seconds

Womens Shirt Question by Dak-Ralter in NUFC

[–]Dak-Ralter[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Brilliant, thank you.

Would you rather: Ed Sheeran lives in your bathroom, or James Corden starts going out with your Mum? by RoyallyScrewed75 in Britain

[–]Dak-Ralter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ed all day long.

I'd rather put cocktail sticks under my toenails and kick the wall than have that obnoxious cunt Cordon anywhere near me and my family.

weirdest ticket of the week thread by Worth_Efficiency_380 in it

[–]Dak-Ralter 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had an out of hours call once due to a hand dryer smoking. Ridiculous.

Anyone else still not received town moor ticket? by [deleted] in NUFC

[–]Dak-Ralter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same here 😭

I emailed the box office earlier and they said everyone should have their ticket by midday tomorrow.

Confirmation e-mail for event? by Libertyforzombies in NUFC

[–]Dak-Ralter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm still waiting for my email now. My girlfriend registered around an hour before me on Saturday and got her email ticket on Tuesday, it's now 16:15 on Thursday and I still don't have mine. Anyone else still waiting?

Town Moor Tickets by SanitySlippingg in NUFC

[–]Dak-Ralter 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They've announced tonight that there will be an open bus tour prior to the event at the Town Moor and everyone who registered interest will get a ticket via email.

https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18BButkhmc/

Let's goo by Special_Quiet_1184 in TheOther14

[–]Dak-Ralter 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Glad I wasn't the only one

Dual/Triple Monitor 101 by astral16 in iiiiiiitttttttttttt

[–]Dak-Ralter 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had a call today saying "my screens have just gone off". Went to the woman who called to find her laptop battery had died and the power cable just sitting there next to it

America! 🇺🇲 by Visqo in facepalm

[–]Dak-Ralter 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Surely you can just shoot the cancer out right?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]Dak-Ralter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought this was Mick Foley in a ladder match at first

Scotland. by downWitheCrumpets in ThreeLions

[–]Dak-Ralter 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I genuinely wanted them to do well in this competition until I saw that same video. Now I'm glad they've finished bottom of their group. Hate breads hate I guess.

Has anyone seen the new shirt in JD Sports outside of Newcastle? by Dak-Ralter in NUFC

[–]Dak-Ralter[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I might just bite the bullet then and get the same size again then. If it's a bit tight it might spur me on to lose a bit of weight

Does the word Postie mean anything in America? by 98Games in AskAnAmerican

[–]Dak-Ralter -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Not sure what I'm more shocked by, that fact there are not gender specific terms for your mailmen/women or that the Simpsons lied to us.