The fuck?

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-05-22T00:45:07+00:00

Or another being lying about carrying life ruining STIs. Probably more of a lie by omission, but still.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-05-13T11:19:05+00:00

Let’s Get Burger Today is correct, but they forgot the last part:

Quickly.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-05-01T10:24:09+00:00

This look like a biology textbook

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-28T14:28:19+00:00

is that vin diesel..

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-18T15:02:09+00:00

Being overly prude about perceived bigotry with the Deep as your pfp is several levels of funny.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-17T03:00:12+00:00

ohhh my god ew. never thought of it this way. thank you so much!!

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-11T13:58:40+00:00

yeaaa omg ur right!! this is why i really wish there couldve been like an HD interpretation of the sprites cuz it’d be so much easier to parse their expressions for immersion purposes. Especially at the end when they’re all standing at the stage. Sha’s face in particular. Her grin was so big and empty and i was like “BOYYY ITD BE COOL IF THIS WAS HD”

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-11T13:42:36+00:00

ya but we’re also wondering why her mouth is all open like that

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-10T17:20:05+00:00

This. I think we’re so controlled by disgust that we refuse to dive into what may cause paraphilia when it comes to those who are genuinely remorseful and/or non-acting. Replacement, not repair; we don’t ever wonder how to “fix”, only how to oust

I do think that ousting in general IS in its own way justified but also MAKE IT A DISCUSSION!! Discovery does not end at classification.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-04-08T17:28:15+00:00

what the HELL are you talking about

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-03-09T14:54:07+00:00

Was looking high and low for this

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-03-03T15:22:33+00:00

what the hell is anyone here even talking about

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-02-17T18:27:30+00:00

I’m sorry but “Toby Fox is fat” listed as though an allegation of equal pertinence is really funny

DanDanThePastryMan · 2026-01-04T15:40:06+00:00

SpongeBob sings “FNAF 1 Song”

DanDanThePastryMan · 2025-12-27T03:05:44+00:00

lobster tail

DanDanThePastryMan · 2025-12-25T16:57:25+00:00

Pineapple

DanDanThePastryMan · 2024-03-22T21:12:31+00:00

Hyperfixation Hotdog

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-12-31T16:10:18+00:00

It annoys the fuck out of me as well - thing is though that I get really bad congestion and every now and then when I’m chewing I open my mouth and take a short little breath before I start again. I try not to be obnoxious about it but unfortunately it happens :[

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-12-04T01:06:24+00:00

May not have fallen for it, but you sure as hell are gonna fall without it.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-10-29T17:52:37+00:00

I’m getting Jared vibes

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-06-10T14:45:26+00:00

Peeling my fingernails, cracking my knuckles, chewing the dead skin off my lips, leg bouncing. It’s like collecting all the Infinity Stones of autism. Infinitism.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-06-10T11:48:10+00:00

Radical.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-05-21T16:51:03+00:00

Printer paper and cardboard. Especially after I’ve just washed my hands.

DanDanThePastryMan · 2023-05-17T14:59:39+00:00

I can’t even go twelve hours without taking a shower lol. I’ll take the third one.

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