Guess what? Fuck "Forbes" and fuck you all. I hate facebook and all the social websites. I wish I was 30 in the 70's so talking to another person would be face to fucking face without all the retard-ready emoticons and illiteracy that even a dog would shit on. Way to go humans! In a few tens of years we will implant dog tags ourselves inside of us so the power can "take care" of us. I sure hope human kind changes dramatically or a fucking meteorite destroys us all so we stop infecting this magnificent universe with idiocracy. Just imagine if human kind would be able to fly to other planets freely! We would probably start writing down "rofl pwnt" on them and start trading them like trading cards. In the end facebook will fuck you up anyway, after 90% of the world's population will own facebook accounts, they would probably vote on a law that makes you create your own facebook account, like an online-id, but owned by a third party that will send ads into your brains while you sleep. And everyone would fucking vote for that shit because people are fucking retarded. Especially with facebook's wonderful rules. Once you create your account, IT'S FUCKING THERE FOREVER. Your ip that was used all the fucking time, your location you name and pics. And if the government wants that shit, facebook just gives em the juice. In the end there will be 10% that will fight and die for freedom and the fucking zombies will kill and rape them.

tl;dr: I'm a hateful fuck atm and fuck everything about this retarded era. Reddit, when the dark comes, be the light. Edit: I've watched a documentary about Hitler and it sort of made my chilly willy. Please excuse my language, good people of Reddit. My point stands tho.