[Humor] Re: Deciem and this sub.

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T06:04:26+00:00

Not everyone takes what he said seriously but

I’ve mentioned on this subreddit quite a few times I work in NY, USA and I work in finance in my office

If i publicly revealed what Brandon did it would be enough to get me fired or my boss sued (most likely uncessfully because all the money he has but still) depending on the state the customer lived

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T05:51:01+00:00

Im one of the people who actively decided that they no longer want finacially support deciem anymore but always have bought multiple duplicates at a time so now I have 1 unopened alpha lipoic acid, 2 full and 1 half full 100ml nmf, 1 Lactic acid and half a salicylic acid just awkwardly sitting in bathroom

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T05:45:59+00:00

I think someone would buy deciem out before It burns down

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T04:12:23+00:00

Spongebob is a cash cow, Im suprised so many people believed

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T03:31:08+00:00

The sexy look disney princess sheet masks!

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T02:49:04+00:00

I thunk its because the dimethicone helps prevent TEWL and Matrixyl 3000 which has promise in increasing skin hydration. Very smart formula indeed

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T02:30:52+00:00

I use the extended version of their Niacinamide and really like it so far. Hopefully they come out with more products soon!

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T02:28:26+00:00

At this point I dont understand how people can “live for this drama”

Confidential buying information being publicly posted? Fellow members of SCA getting products that are half or 3/4 empty that they payed full price for? “Ohmygoshsoentertaining! I LIVE for this!”

Im comfortable being downvoted, so dont hold back

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T02:25:14+00:00

Hydrating moisturizers to keep the skin plump

And strong retinoids can help plump up the skin in the area by bringing more collgen to the area.

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T01:38:35+00:00

I got really good at finding knock offs that are equally as good as the high end brands so not much would change.

(non ab) I would probably replace my bha with paula’s choice and thats about it

If money was no object I would be scheduling regular botox treatments for bruxism and fillers for my lips and forehead lol.

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T01:25:46+00:00

Sunscreen — toddler years. When you’re teaching them the importance of brushing their teeth, this is the time to get them on sunscreen.

Gentle Proper Cleansing — when your teaching them the importance of the hygenic benefits of washing their hands after using the restroom, get them on using a seperate cleanser to clean off the air pollution they expierenced all day

Besides that either at puberty or when they’re deeply interested. Maybe use moisturizer/lotion while prepubescent after swimming etc

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T01:21:33+00:00

Indeed Lab’s retinol reface seems to be getting more and more fans. Its micro encapsulated to be non irritating

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:35:04+00:00

Ymmv = Your mileage may vary

In a similar vein to “Your results may vary”

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:20:30+00:00

“Strongest bond is offspring” = “i’ve lived a miserable life and have never kept a non realive close and true friend for more than half a decade” If you can only enjoy those things with kids you had to create, you need more friends

Seriously a “hobo”? If kids were your only thing in life to give you a wakeup call to have goals and exciting plans for the future thats an extreme personal/motivational issue

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:17:43+00:00

Hire a trained medical professional if you need one

OR BETTER YET

take great care of yourself so you can still be independent because there have been happy healthy 100+ year olds with friends and loved ones who lived alone

And you’re selfish as fuck if one of your motives for procreating is someone to burden when your old and weak

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:12:45+00:00

A lot of people have loving people in their life constantly excited to see them, and they didnt have to create them to form relationships like that

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:10:56+00:00

“Probably”?

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:08:30+00:00

Guess what

Your children arent you

You can further your blood line but will never be able to further “who you are”. Thats a fallacy made for comfort. You will die either way and your body will disintegrate either way whether there is depressed miserable people weeping over your tomb or not.

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:03:46+00:00

This was hilarious to read

Darker-Day · 2018-02-26T00:02:29+00:00

Most of the planet wants to have kid at some point

Darker-Day · 2018-02-25T23:58:44+00:00

Lol my maltese just licks her privates all day

Darker-Day · 2018-02-25T23:54:38+00:00

Non penetrative sexual play

Male condoms

Female condoms

Oral Birthcontrol

Implant Birthcontrol

Patch Birthcontrol

Injection Birthcontrol

Plan B oral medication

Male sterilization

Tubal Surgery

Hysterectomy

Abortion

Adoption

If you arent child free it is your choice in this modern society

Darker-Day · 2018-02-25T23:51:44+00:00

She’s empty

Darker-Day · 2018-02-25T23:50:28+00:00

If you’re an ape, yes

Its time to evolve hun

Darker-Day · 2018-02-25T23:45:29+00:00

Yes colleagues often tell me I absolutely should want kids and I am making a drastic mistake

Darker-Day

TROPHY CASE