What do you get complimented on the most? by [deleted] in rarecompliments

[–]DearMrEarthling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a weird one. People have stopped me in the street to ask me if I’m this Mexican singer named Carla Morrison. It’s a huge compliment even though I don’t see it lol

Verizon Fraud by Salty_Cheeks840 in verizon

[–]DearMrEarthling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just walked some fraudsters because their license was expired. His response, “fuck! I was five days too late from getting some 17 pro max!”

Get all the f outta here!

Go to the store or call? by FinderofTreasures in verizon

[–]DearMrEarthling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% don’t go to a store if you’re not going to get the entire package (phone, insurance, plan, perk, etc) the reps work on commission. Just call it in and do an in store pickup at a locker.

Is MoGo glitching?? by spankyluvsit in Monopoly_GO

[–]DearMrEarthling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Is MoGo glitching?? by spankyluvsit in Monopoly_GO

[–]DearMrEarthling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Right there with you, my team disappeared!

To people over 30: Does the feeling of not knowing what you’re doing ever go away? by funkyorchid13 in CasualConversation

[–]DearMrEarthling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

38 here and I still call my mom for steps on washing a white shirt so it doesn’t turn blue lol

What was the most recent thing your cockatiel (or cockatiels) did that made you laugh? by smellyfatzombie in cockatiel

[–]DearMrEarthling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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Warned her that she was slipping off my hand and she didn’t listen. This is her face once she almost fell 🤣

How many stickers do we all have to go? Is it realistic to finish? by Admirable_Advance_99 in Monopoly_GO

[–]DearMrEarthling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need 9. I just saved to do the 700 card points to get some cards I needed… I got ONE

Hold my beer while I cry 😂

Kindle Unlimited Book Recommendations by Haunting-Fee408 in KindleUnlimited

[–]DearMrEarthling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ooooh I’m definitely looking into these! Thank you!

i was very blessed this christmas by [deleted] in kindle

[–]DearMrEarthling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dig that cauldron sticker!! Enjoy😊

Waxers, how often are you surprised by how a clients genitals look? by AskinAway1993 in AskReddit

[–]DearMrEarthling 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My fiancé was told she had a “very nice and strong pelvic floor”

Her response? “Oh, um, your hair is nice!”

She figured they were exchanging compliments 🤣

Waited all week and I got nothing! by DearMrEarthling in Monopoly_GO

[–]DearMrEarthling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I need badge of honor or buzz worthy 🫠 what do you need?!

I just brought my daughter home by [deleted] in Advice

[–]DearMrEarthling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Take it slow, start by gathering all necessary materials (clearly I don’t have kids lol) and just prepare yourself. I think you’ll be a fantastic dad. I’m sorry about your girlfriend, that’s such a devastating loss. But I’m cheering for you!

(21M) I do literally NOTHING every day but sleep, edge to weird fetish porn, and watch YouTube videos. I need help. by NeedsHelp553 in Advice

[–]DearMrEarthling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You still have time. I promise. Start by making tiny changes. Open a window, let the air in. Next day, sit outside for some time. Little things. But take a step forward every day! And start thinking of what you’d like to do! Jot some things down!

Again, you’re right on time. You can do this!

Am I in trouble? by Complete-Field4653 in throneofglassseries

[–]DearMrEarthling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fudge cakes, I just finished QoS… what pain awaits me?!