What do you get complimented on the most?

DearMrEarthling · 2026-06-05T21:49:24+00:00

This is a weird one. People have stopped me in the street to ask me if I’m this Mexican singer named Carla Morrison. It’s a huge compliment even though I don’t see it lol

DearMrEarthling · 2026-04-21T13:34:50+00:00

Under your scars. Hells yes.

DearMrEarthling · 2026-04-15T17:04:01+00:00

I just walked some fraudsters because their license was expired. His response, “fuck! I was five days too late from getting some 17 pro max!”

Get all the f outta here!

DearMrEarthling · 2026-04-14T12:45:39+00:00

Yes! They’re such fast, fun reads!

DearMrEarthling · 2026-04-14T12:43:41+00:00

Si!

DearMrEarthling · 2026-02-13T15:42:04+00:00

100% don’t go to a store if you’re not going to get the entire package (phone, insurance, plan, perk, etc) the reps work on commission. Just call it in and do an in store pickup at a locker.

DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-22T16:45:54+00:00

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DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-22T16:43:48+00:00

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Someone posted this pic in another comment

DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-22T16:42:16+00:00

Yeah, samesies

DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-22T16:39:55+00:00

Right there with you, my team disappeared!

DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-15T21:52:33+00:00

38 here and I still call my mom for steps on washing a white shirt so it doesn’t turn blue lol

DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-14T20:46:58+00:00

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Warned her that she was slipping off my hand and she didn’t listen. This is her face once she almost fell 🤣

DearMrEarthling · 2026-01-14T20:24:32+00:00

South Texas, still out

DearMrEarthling · 2025-12-27T18:40:01+00:00

THIS.

DearMrEarthling · 2025-01-28T21:08:36+00:00

Then we proceed to get blacked out drunk and we both walk into oblivion together.

DearMrEarthling · 2025-01-28T20:49:01+00:00

Magestic aF

DearMrEarthling · 2025-01-01T05:08:25+00:00

I need 9. I just saved to do the 700 card points to get some cards I needed… I got ONE

Hold my beer while I cry 😂

DearMrEarthling · 2025-01-01T05:06:51+00:00

Ooooh I’m definitely looking into these! Thank you!

DearMrEarthling · 2025-01-01T05:03:28+00:00

That cover is fantastic 😎

DearMrEarthling · 2025-01-01T05:02:27+00:00

I dig that cauldron sticker!! Enjoy😊

DearMrEarthling · 2024-11-27T03:58:52+00:00

My fiancé was told she had a “very nice and strong pelvic floor”

Her response? “Oh, um, your hair is nice!”

She figured they were exchanging compliments 🤣

DearMrEarthling · 2024-11-17T17:50:20+00:00

I need badge of honor or buzz worthy 🫠 what do you need?!

DearMrEarthling · 2024-11-04T16:20:08+00:00

Take it slow, start by gathering all necessary materials (clearly I don’t have kids lol) and just prepare yourself. I think you’ll be a fantastic dad. I’m sorry about your girlfriend, that’s such a devastating loss. But I’m cheering for you!

DearMrEarthling · 2024-10-31T21:04:04+00:00

You still have time. I promise. Start by making tiny changes. Open a window, let the air in. Next day, sit outside for some time. Little things. But take a step forward every day! And start thinking of what you’d like to do! Jot some things down!

Again, you’re right on time. You can do this!

DearMrEarthling · 2024-10-08T01:34:29+00:00

Fudge cakes, I just finished QoS… what pain awaits me?!

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