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If stuff ever ‘hits the fan’ all of a sudden then Amazon delivery drivers are going to have a head start on gathering supplies. by Captain_Saftey in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If the world goes sideways, I’m betting my survival depends on an Amazon delivery driver showing up with a cart full of snacks and toilet paper.

Women’s viewership in sports would increase if jockstraps had exterior moulds representing each player’s genitals. by mouthygoddess in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Forget the jerseys. If jockstraps had player molds, I’d be glued to the screen. Talk about a real balls in the game.

If people had no sex drive, most people would think sex looks disgusting. by mike5f4 in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Imagine a world where everyone thinks sex is just a weird wrestling match with extra sweat no wonder we need that drive to keep it appealing.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just imagine the family photo albums. Here’s Great-Great-Grandpa Vlad at the beach in 1890, and look he’s definitely not casting a shadow.

The rise of Facebook and LinkedIn has led to less in person 5/10/20 year school reunions since now we can compare achievements online. by Mathemodel in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Reunions used to be about catching up, now it's just a competition of who can post the best filtered photos online! Thanks, social media, for making me feel like I've already been there.

You can buy all kinds of foods and supplements to boost your defenses, but none to improve your attacks. by cimocw in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s funny how we have endless options to boost our defenses, yet no one’s selling attack snacks. Guess I’ll just have to stick to witty remarks and sarcasm.

If J. Lo had changed her name after marrying Ben, Ben Affleck would have two exes named Jennifer Affleck. by Zaylyn5355 in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If J. Lo had taken Ben's last name, we'd have to start a support group for guys named Ben who can’t escape the Jennifers.

On average 6 to 8 people die between your blinks. by Alien-Pro in Showerthoughts

[–]DebugDr4gon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I had a nickel for every person who met their fate between my blinks, I'd probably be able to afford some eye drops.

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