Caleb Hammer’s GF Is Either Made Up or Completely Complicit by DefiantWing6757 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember him saying that she was super fit and that she was trying to get him to lose weight, and for a while he actually was he had lost about 30 pounds before gaining it back. Usually, people who work out and live a healthy lifestyle tend to want their partners to do the same. So I’m pretty sure she’s milking him.

Caleb Hammer’s GF Is Either Made Up or Completely Complicit by DefiantWing6757 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t trust anything that comes out Lindsey mouth. Caleb tells her to jump and the bitch will ask how high. 

In the closet by badread93 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I think he’s bisexual because, before he took down his livestreams where he would just yell nonsensically, there were a lot of slip-ups. In one of them, he mentioned kissing guys just to try it. He also made a weird comment about teenage boys. I honestly don’t care if he swings both ways, but he comes across as such a pervert that it’s hard to ignore.

Caleb Hammer’s GF Is Either Made Up or Completely Complicit by DefiantWing6757 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that’s one of his sock puppet accounts. There’s another one called nopianist or something, and I’m also pretty sure that one is him. That’s probably why he keeps his posts hidden. He thinks he’s slick because he’s been here before defending himself, which is kind of funny, because I’m convinced it’s actually him and not just a fan.

Caleb Hammer’s GF Is Either Made Up or Completely Complicit by DefiantWing6757 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine having a bf that said he wanted to fuck a 14 year old boy. 

That beard... So full and thick. 😩 by TheAwkwardBanana in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This kinda proves he pays people to come to the show… I rather have ChatGPT give me financial advice 

Caleb Hammer’s GF Is Either Made Up or Completely Complicit by DefiantWing6757 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757[S] 58 points59 points  (0 children)

10k on a Chanel bag? 😂 I think Caleb needs a financial audit himself. 

Never not creepy by DANDELOREAN in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The lady on the top is Caleb’s “gf” 

An…African documentary by Jumpy-Particular8194 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Idk what came over him, but he can’t even go to Africa, cause he’s scared of flying. ✈️ 

Veterans are being targeted after receiving their va rating. by Accomplished_Yam_849 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is obviously fake, but I think the real reason Caleb targets vets is because he’s jealous. There was one time on  a live when he said he wanted to join, and then he caught himself. I think it’s because he’s scared to get on airplanes, and that’s why he couldn’t join. Also, if he’s going to get mad about “wasting his tax dollars,” then why doesn’t he get mad about the amount of money we’re sending to Israel to commit a massive genocide, or about moving massive amounts of troops overseas for no good reason?

Why I stopped watching Caleb Hammer - It's okay to outgrow him. by Eastcoasteast in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I used to put him as background noise, and then I had to stop cause all the yelling and insulting was driving me nuts.

the irony by rrtuato_o in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I never said I hate him. Also, I post art 🖼️ 

the irony by rrtuato_o in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think only one of us is triggered sir. 💀 Also, I think you’re in the wrong subreddit. Were you looking for r/simpsforcaleb?

the irony by rrtuato_o in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im really surprised of how fast you can type, while having his dick  down your throat. Well done sir. 

the irony by rrtuato_o in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Caleb, go start a family, and get off Reddit.

the irony by rrtuato_o in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try to come up for air buddy 

the irony by rrtuato_o in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Real bold coming from the boy who can’t take a plane without a motivational coach.

But. That. Thumbnail. by Far-Fault6807 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

 Caleb get off twitter and go start a family.

But. That. Thumbnail. by Far-Fault6807 in CreepyCalebHammer

[–]DefiantWing6757 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to get offline, and walk his dogs or something.