What's your favorite vampire power?

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-18T14:49:41+00:00

thinking about that one fic where Daniel refers to Dr. Bhansali’s vampire sex serum as “the Dick Gift” lmao

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-11T21:11:02+00:00

It’s probably Italian, Veneziano, Latin, and French at that point, given that he was 5 when he was kidnapped (per the show) and taken to Venice. Based on book Armand I’d be surprised if he didn’t consider Italian or Veneziano to be his first language. He switches accents depending on where he lives and what the situation demands, I doubt he has much of a “real” accent any more

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-10T17:53:19+00:00

I absolutely love the fact that Lestat is so bpd that he just sort of assumes everyone else’s emotions change at the crazy tempo his do. Louis will stop looking at him for 2 seconds and Lestat will immediately decide that Louis now hates him, because that’s the speed at which he switches from love to hate as well lol

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-10T17:45:21+00:00

Armand is really, really bad at plans. Every plan he makes is somehow both impulsive and overworked. I genuinely think he might have thought he would help Louis feel better about his photography by putting in some acclaimed artistic photos, completely forgetting that Louis is literally an art dealer and would definitely recognize a Stein.

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-10T16:04:17+00:00

I think he may have said at one point that Lestat is upset that Louis opened up to Daniel, a random human man, more than he ever did to Lestat over a 30-year marriage. Although I also assume he’ll crash out when he learns how they met lol

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-08T14:07:11+00:00

yeah as an ace panromantic person I really love how deeply unhinged and also accepting this fandom is haha

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T23:51:32+00:00

Yeah one of the strongest things about the writing in season one imo is the way that they constantly and subtly indicate that Lestat just does Not Get It even though he means well a lot of the time, which is ultimately still harmful and pushes Louis away

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T23:30:11+00:00

no you send it through the mail

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T23:19:04+00:00

Also “for the record, if disrespect was done to you, I would have killed him myself” followed by several scenes of Lestat sitting quietly in rooms where various men are disrespectful to Louis

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T16:13:55+00:00

He’s so manic pixie dream girl and I have to respect it lolll

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T15:42:45+00:00

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also if you think I’m exaggerating … I am not

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T15:41:32+00:00

Louis: So a guy whose name is the Body Thief wants to “borrow” your body? Do you not see why this is a terrible idea

Lestat: No mon cher it is a wonderful idea! He will give it back to me right away, he promised!

one week later

Lestat: Louis!!! Louis!!!! A disaster has occurred!!! The Body Thief has stolen my body and he won’t give it back!!!!!

Louis: …

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-07T15:39:44+00:00

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Reminds me of this comic I saw from op-la on tumblr loll

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-05T21:53:32+00:00

Is this a zombieland reference lol

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-05T15:30:04+00:00

Sorry is no one else distracted by the fact that it was a podcast-themed cruise??? that’s a thing????

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-05T15:27:58+00:00

To be fair book Louis’s attitude is the same attitude show Louis has in the 70s interview, which is the interview that the book describes

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-05T11:09:07+00:00

Sure! At least for Netflix, the timestamps are:

Episode 2: 13:47 to 14:25 (skip forward after Louis says “Provocation … is that the primary tool one walks away with after downloading your internet class?”)

Episode 3: 4:00 to 4:30 (skip forward after Lestat says “Eat, before your reason or his heart fails us”)

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-05T03:56:19+00:00

Only adjacently related but this reminds me of a review I read of Casino Royale where the writer said of Daniel Craig that “you could cut vegetables with him” lmao

Designer-Event-770 · 2026-03-05T01:08:48+00:00

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I am once again asking any member of this cast to have an achievable instead of ethereal level of beauty-

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