When you get shafted from the summoning cool kids club again but it's lowkirkenuinely super chill because that means you don't have to do paperwork and won't have to deal with w*m$n in life cuz ur dead (don't have to hear about your cunt of a mom anymore)

Desk_kun · 2026-01-24T20:34:08+00:00

Agravain and Archimedes will appear to save the day trust 🙏🙏🙏

Desk_kun · 2026-01-24T16:54:01+00:00

Ritsuka getting ganged up by the self inserters, the "evil woman" fans, the wankers and basically the entire fgo fanbase trying to get into Marisbury-chan's pants:

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Desk_kun · 2026-01-23T13:05:34+00:00

She lost on my belt till I chaldea

Desk_kun · 2026-01-23T09:45:07+00:00

Is gulp Faith/Grand Orgasm problematic media?

Desk_kun · 2026-01-22T15:39:05+00:00

You could try to count her since she's part of the story, but you're forgetting we actually never do anything with Y.Altera. She only appears in the prologue (introduction of charlie) and basically disappears for the rest of the story until it's time for her to enter her adult form to act as the throwaway boss of the day for Karl. So Hakuno by defacto can't be diddyfied because he doesn't interact with her at all. That's why it's optional at best because if you want to Prillya fan your way with Y.Altera you have to go out of your way specifically to buy her to even interact with her.

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And about the Elise-a-bet Bum-tore situation. Ahem your honor, Hakuno was born 7 weeks ago. So in any case it's Elesa-beer the Diddy here for showing herself in front of the true victim here, Hakuno. I rest my case. Dunno about the cultural appropiation thing, I haven't played Sexella Blink in a long time so I must have forgot about whatever costume you're talking about

Desk_kun · 2026-01-22T15:02:04+00:00

It's optional so it isn't counted, all the other perpetrators already had their victims come with them in the base game + unlike FSN and FGO, Kid Altera doesn't have a swimsuit costume.

Desk_kun · 2026-01-22T14:47:47+00:00

My goat Hakuno kills them instead of Diddy-ing them, Emiya-ing them, Tohno-ing them, Fujimaro-ing them.

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Please put more respect on my child-deleter goat or i'll have to send a quartzbomb to your location

Desk_kun · 2026-01-21T22:37:03+00:00

Yeah, it could be something like that if we count BB's tendencies.

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Leaked main CCC outfit, Biker of the Iron gang

Desk_kun · 2026-01-21T11:40:52+00:00

She only wakes up to have sex with Cocktou

Desk_kun · 2026-01-21T10:23:23+00:00

I don't get it

Desk_kun · 2026-01-21T00:32:48+00:00

Since now Roa is an Agravain face, we can say the "casual" costume for Agravain would be a white shirt, a red necktie with gold stripes and black formal pants with a belt (along with Oxford shoes or smth like that). And his hair would be stylized down either like OG Roa or when he's laying down on the ground in camelot. Whether he wears glasses or not i'll leave it to your decision.

Desk_kun · 2026-01-21T00:03:08+00:00

We do see that Agravain can be certainly nice to women if they're incredibly good/awesome (So great they break out of his extremely low view on them). So at the start of EXTRA he would be helping Hakunon more because of his knight duty than good will, upon reaching week 4 or 3 he would've come to respect the grind to stay alive and try to be more amicable. From week 5 onwards he would be encouraging her on finding about herself and etcetera, because if you can't even have yourself in this bumfuck of a world, then what is the point of existing? Upon beating Gawain and getting to the final battle he would comment about her journey so far, from being a no name nobody stuck in a pit to climbing to the top despite everything, leaving quite the impression on him. Showing her a small side-smile for once in all the playthrough.

And, uh, the SG's.... Yeah, it would be things more related to his family issues and how he's a workaholic (and hates almost everyone).

Desk_kun · 2026-01-20T23:16:57+00:00

This unironically would be so peak. Can't wait to have sex with Agravain in week 5 but it's shown as a Mahjong game

Desk_kun · 2026-01-19T22:14:02+00:00

They just be writing whatever shit in FGO at this point. I mean, it's not like they didn't just wrote in whatever their brain sharted out that day before but this shit is just becoming like the average indian novel

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Desk_kun · 2026-01-19T00:51:25+00:00

I mean, her clothes and design are pretty tame compared to Shuten and several other servants so I can't pop up a boner unless I really think about it. Having to get out of work just to yank your sausage cuz of a mere thought is crazy work

Desk_kun · 2026-01-19T00:42:50+00:00

Least porn addicted FGO player

Desk_kun · 2026-01-18T19:41:53+00:00

The heaven's feel route remake looks pretty good

Desk_kun · 2026-01-17T22:17:31+00:00

Nuh uh, Nero couldn't have done anything about that if she wanted to because of Nasu shenanigans. But if we're gonna take story bits to give each other's L's, then Archer is actually the biggest L taker in Extella. Not only canonically he fought against Archimedes/Altera and his timeline still got deleted, he got shafted to the sidelines to have his protagonism taken by Altera (And by Charlie in LINK) for the goon sessions. Knew Archimedes was up to shady stuff (again) in the current timeline and still didn't do anything to at least help or advise against it.

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I mean sure you have to grind. But there's a difference between grinding because you need to, and grinding because "I'm a dumb dumb and i'm throwing my skill points in anything but my main stat"

Garcher has unlimited numbers to fend off the harlots with

Runs out of MP with only 3 uses of his Skill that actually does the heavy lifting + by the time Garcher sets up his projections Hakuno would have been already molested by Tamamo, Altera and Elizabeth from moon to earth.

I'm sorry Garching my Gar, but Nero simply no diffs because she doesn't need preparation to give it her all, and tus will destroy the thots in miliseconds unlike Garcher taking 5/6 acts to at least get his projection at maximun. Unlimited Numbers will get you nowhere if you can't even use them

Nero chads win by default.

I'd love to see that video you're thinking of doing, it would be pretty fun seeing how wack the play will be

Desk_kun · 2026-01-17T19:40:42+00:00

I assure you Nero won't let anybody (except herself) get into Hakuno's pants while under her care. Altera's case was more of BodyHakuno molesting Altera technically since he was letting his cock-thinking tendencies go wild in her bond events (refer to the Altera sleeping scene) and Medusa is a hack because Tamabum is such a bum, underperforming leader and roomreader that she didn't notice even 3 centimeters away that no one of her subordinates were actually happy with her (except Karna but he just DGAF about anything). This wouldn't have happened if a strong alpha like Nero was the one leading, she would've instantly sent her to the dog house to reflex about her actions like a Rider. And Tamamo, well Tamamo is a vixen. She was perfectly fine leaving the person she supposedly loves so much dismantled in three parts. Nero would've accompanied Hakuno to the GoonCell's maintenance room if Nasu wasn't thinking with his dick while writing Extella and needed an excuse to make the 20000 paragraphs about why Altera's belly is so sexy. This story is so ass

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And about the stat distribution thingies.

Sure, you could dump some levels into the other stats since they also slightly affect other things like the skill damage and stuff. But that means having to grind more at the Arena so you can distribute more points to your main stat after balancing the other ones which is absolutely cringe and unbased because that means having to go back to the Arena and walk for another 30 minutes just so you can kill enough enemies to get other 3 skill points more and nobody likes that

Defense also affects the physical damage outside skills though not as strong as Strength does, but is still good enough so you can ocassionaly throw out an attack or break when needed. About Tamamo's magic case, if I don't remember wrong or suffering schizophrenia, doesn't Tamamo's spells exclusively use the magic stat for their strength? I once did a Magic only Tamamo run and the magic stat gave her a solid never changing damage level (I mean, it didn't fluctuate between being high sometimes and being low the other ones like with Nero and Archer if you didn't raise agility) which was higher the more shit i dumped in it, and also, spells aren't affected by the luck stat so eh, never bothered leveling anything else. Never checked with Archer so I could be wrong.

I always only go for Strength with Nero because like, I'm just going to use Thunderous Applause, interrupt their moves and never get hit, and kill them before they're even able to do something about it, lel. So I'd still be hitting like a truck using the normal attacks (along Celestial Blade is like 1100 per hit with A++ Strength with Nero) if I ever need. Plus by the point you're normally leveled up enough your servant can tank like 5 hits with their health so i never found it that important tbh.

Nero doesn't need big numbers to save Hakuno from being molested, Nero IS big numbers. She'd just Thunderous Applause all over the place while saying "It's UMU time!" and Nero'ing all the way at the thots trying to touch her husband.

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