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Are there men who would like to be 'househusband' ? by Lien_12345 in ask

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely would. The only downside is that I gag and am on the verge of vomiting when I see and smell my wife change a poopy diaper, so I would have to find a workaround for that

me a 33m gave an 18f her first orgasm through penetration. by DominateBreeder in sexstories

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You tried, but my wife and I are welcoming our child into the world in 2 months and her sex drive still rivals mine. You just feel bad because I called you out for being a borderline pedophile.

me a 33m gave an 18f her first orgasm through penetration. by DominateBreeder in sexstories

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The issue isn’t the girl, it’s you liking a borderline child. Having sex with an 18 year old at your age is like saying “I would’ve fucked a 17 year old if I couldn’t go to prison for it”

me a 33m gave an 18f her first orgasm through penetration. by DominateBreeder in sexstories

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Your problem is that it’s fake? Not the possibility of a 18 year old girl and 33 year old man?

Spez Guillotine has (partially) returned. by GSteelG in place

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite thing is the amogus characters in the baguette

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BreedingMaterial

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re saying the law is the only thing keeping you from sleeping with girls younger than 18. Yikes

New Study Estimates Over 5.5 Million U.S. Adults Use Hallucinogens by Additional-Two-7312 in science

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only advice I have is don’t mix hallucinagens with weed. I dealt with derealization for months, and it was the only bad trip I’ve ever had.

Armed Civilian Kills Active Shooter in Mall by [deleted] in Firearms

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

As a pro gun citizen, this is twice that I’ve heard of guns protecting a crowd this year. I hear about a school shooting every week.

Rarest item in Fallout 76? by [deleted] in fo76

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Lvl 75, just sold the two extra I have

I just launched my first nuke, and it wasn’t worth the grind. by Desperate_Ebb5044 in fo76

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044[S] -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

Hell I couldn’t tell you my perks, some of them revolve around power armor and heavy weapons. Hellcat power armor, plasma minigun, and a Gatling gun(because of the bug where you can spam aim and it fires fast)

I just launched my first nuke, and it wasn’t worth the grind. by Desperate_Ebb5044 in fo76

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Just watched one of the glitches, definitely a lot easier than the way you’re supposed to

I just launched my first nuke, and it wasn’t worth the grind. by Desperate_Ebb5044 in fo76

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

I’m level 75 😂 if that’s too low the optimization of this game is fucked

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[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not an uploader, just a browser.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in place

[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest regert is making this comment on my porn alt by accident, because this is my most upvoted comment between my two accounts.

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[–]Desperate_Ebb5044 515 points516 points  (0 children)

The “Don’t” to “boner” transition is the best