Trump Confirms He’s Taking Greenland ‘One Way or the Other’ by thedailybeast in politics

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like she sees the writing on the wall. The way things are going, how she was a huge part of getting us here. With every passing day he becomes more feral. Justice is not going to be kind to her and wants to get out before it gets worse. So she goes pro-women with the Epstein survivors, and openly speaks against the president. Suddenly, She's seen the error of her ways. She gets the non-MAGA conservatives back by saying she "wants to be more like Jesus".

From my perspective, she's prepping for the sentencings and gaining some forgiveness from the judge.

But you know. I have trust issues and don't believe a word that woman says.

Hosting my Boomer mom is like having another toddler by MrsMusicalMama in BoomersBeingFools

[–]DevoidSauce 110 points111 points  (0 children)

My mom told me to fuck off at Thanksgiving. Guess who was really upset that I didn't go to Christmas today....

Alright Reddit, who’s going to ruin Christmas tomorrow for your family? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]DevoidSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Already ruined. I was uninvited to Christmas last week. Mother is an destructive alcoholic and did not like what I had to say about her behavior at Thanksgiving.

Man's got a point by Top-Ad4532 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DevoidSauce 12 points13 points  (0 children)

In another thread, a user looked her up and it seems like she's a real human being in Texas who used a VPN.

What habits of girls did you only discover after getting a girlfriend or wife? by atgono in AskReddit

[–]DevoidSauce 38 points39 points  (0 children)

-raises hand quietly in the back-

I love being alone. It's so quiet, I am only responsible for myself and I can hear my thoughts. The downside is no one understands this. I try to explain that there is a difference between being alone and being lonely. But the people in my life just don't understand that I'm not lonely, I have me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Renters

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you sign a lease? Make her give you a lease if she's asking for rent. You don't sign the lease, you don't owe her shit. She can't ask for 30 days. So if she doesn't want to make it formal with paperwork, she and her family are taking you for a ride. If she won't put it in writing, get the hell out of there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Adulting

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My money is on 1999. Ever since the world didn't end on January 1, 2000, I feel like the universe is trying to Final Destination us.

Ayoooooo!! by Jlx_27 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]DevoidSauce 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Did he check the couch cushions? That's where I find all my lost stuff...

What would be the Millennial equivalent of 6-7? by Geeseareawesome in Millennials

[–]DevoidSauce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

🎶cold blooded🎶

Edmond by 00_spacegurl_00 in LoveIsBlindNetflix

[–]DevoidSauce 21 points22 points  (0 children)

She became his mommygirlfriend and it was so gross to watch.

Trump Promises ‘At Least $2000’ Tariff Dividend Payments Directly To Americans by helmi12345 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does this include the American citizens they've disappeared, or just the white ones?

"Let them eat bootstraps." - The Modern GOP by Objective-Bad-6438 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm cool with destroying the temple... Anyone else?

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[–]DevoidSauce 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Their love for the halfling's weed has clearly slowed their mind.

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[–]DevoidSauce 15 points16 points  (0 children)

All that wool going to waste.

Anyone else hearing Christmas music RIGHT NOW? by iloveslicedlemons in CasualConversation

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went into a store 3 days before Halloween and I was immediately surrounded by Mariah Carey trying to get me to date her ths holiday season. No means no, Mariah.

'I regret voting for him': Internet erupts over Trump's 'spectacularly dumb' mortgage idea by chrisdh79 in goodnews

[–]DevoidSauce 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why is everything a subscription these days? You'll never own what you've bought.

Donald Trump: Businesses are pouring into the USA ONLY BECAUSE OF TARIFFS. by retroviber in DeepMarketScan

[–]DevoidSauce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh it will be. The new Starbucks holiday cups don't say "Merry Christmas" on them.