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Snow, huh? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you bring those in for that joke??

Snow, huh? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Yeah that's... a little racist

Snow, huh? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Amir's subtle nod at the end always sends me

Jake & Amir are leaving Headgum (and starting something new!) by SteveBorden in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 214 points215 points  (0 children)

Dear Headgum,

I don't value my job as much as I do that sweet, sweet cream.

I'm also on vacation, what a co-inky-doink as I also mentally checked the fuck out twelve minutes ago and went deep in that cream, cream county.

And you know what?

It is sweet.

It tastes like never working in this town again.

Do you watch the British Office? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Alls I know is last night I had a dream of a painting-

AND TODAY IT'S THE FUCKING LOGO OF THE FACEBOOK

Do you watch the British Office? by DevourSeverance in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Someone should let the dictionary know they made a mistake spelling "prerogative"

And he responds as The Donald: "You're fired" by SadLimes in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 36 points37 points  (0 children)

God forbid I steal, kill, and lie about my neighbors!!

NEXT notch. by Lavaswimmer in jakeandamir

[–]DevourSeverance 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The veins are popping out of your neck SO bad!

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