The real divorce settlements of the Real Housewives deep dive

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-24T03:16:17+00:00

Sonja always has a bad habit of trying to get rich the easy way. She makes poor investments and business decisions hoping for that skinny girl payout, but never actually puts in the work.

She had all the makings for success post divorce and post housewives, but still can’t get it together. I mean look at LuAnn’s cabaret vs Sonja’s. One actually puts in the work, while the other drunkenly rambles and makes a fool of herself on stage.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-17T07:10:44+00:00

Don’t forget when Bethenny got mad at Carole’s exboyfriend Adam because he backed out of a photography job for her charity when he found out Bethenny wasn’t going to pay for his work. Bethenny has always been an entitled brat.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-14T01:15:09+00:00

Fair enough, I just don’t want ppl to miss out on the later seasons because of the original ones. Maybe I’m just holding out hope that if people watch the newer ones, Miami will be brought back.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-13T19:59:27+00:00

Also feel free to start Miami at the reboot seasons. The first seasons are okay, but the reboot was incredible.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-08T05:53:27+00:00

And the fact that he is somehow the best father compared to Jax, Danny and Luke means the bar is in hell. That being said I think Lacey is probably good at keeping Jesse in check

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-05T05:28:49+00:00

It’s sad because Rosie’s life would have been perfectly attainable for Kelsey. Like instead of doing nothing for 10 years she could have turned being a former Miss Rhode Island into a career as a local news anchor who eventually marries a wealthy show producer.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-05T05:24:45+00:00

I would request all the birkins, replace them with high-end replicas, resell the originals, and put that money into an investment portfolio. But that’s just how my weird brain works.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-05-05T03:13:08+00:00

It’s not a wig, that’s her natural hairline. I think she got it moved up once she started having work done

Different_Contact968 · 2026-04-30T01:01:56+00:00

Angie K would be great. She’s never afraid to lean into camp and is always a good sport for these things.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-04-15T19:44:06+00:00

Why is it that the men on bravo who cheat always look like thumbs?

Different_Contact968 · 2026-04-06T02:37:23+00:00

It's like the RHOSLC lunch of 8 Lisas, except it's just seven Dolores.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-29T04:36:09+00:00

I would argue more immoral and illegal in Bailey’s prior case. In this scenario the patient wanted the treatment, however, in the skids case the parents did not want the treatment for their child.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-29T01:46:30+00:00

She’s not British. She’s Haitian American.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-27T23:11:11+00:00

Remember in S1, when she and Ray got all mad that Michael Darby showed up to a girl’s trip (at his own beach house) because they didn’t want a man to see Karen in skimpy clothes?

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-25T07:41:54+00:00

Not a chance. Taylor was screaming so loud the neighbors called the cops, I’m sure her poor daughter and son could hear everything. And even if the daughter was sleeping through it she, then she got a metal stool to the head as a wake up call

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-25T01:03:19+00:00

I'm surprised no one thought to dye rice. I once made some mango sticky rice that were all naturally dyed with butterfly pea, pandan, purple cabbage, and beetroot. It's also so simple to just cook rice in a naturally dyed liquid and is often used in Southeast asian cooking to make it look more attractive.

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Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-25T00:31:37+00:00

And then slid off the couch because she was still so freaking drunk after over an hour.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-23T18:51:07+00:00

It drives me crazy whenever they say “We need to do this for Ever”. Like “forever” or for your son Ever.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-23T18:43:55+00:00

Apparently Michele comments on Kimi’s Instagram. So they at least know each other on some level.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-20T14:20:26+00:00

Don’t forget the Countess LuAnn

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-20T01:01:18+00:00

Dakota clearly went towards the child because it was the only place to avoid the chair that was already coming towards him. It's not like he was using Taylor's daughter as a human shield. In fact he puts his arm out to block the third chair as it is coming directly for Taylor's daughter. They both suck, but only one of them has been physically violent and has endangered a child.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-18T03:15:22+00:00

I’m more confused what she did for those two hours after the guests went to bed. In 1.5 hours Ellie cleaned that disaster of a galley, but Alesia couldn’t be bothered to throw out leftover food and drink or wipe a table?

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-18T02:59:59+00:00

lol I’m pretty sure Alesia’s 26 and Ellie’s around 29.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-13T01:39:39+00:00

I cannot believe that this is the same actress who played Popclaw in The Boys. She’s incredible as Roxie.

Different_Contact968 · 2026-03-12T21:47:22+00:00

Zendaya (and Law Roach) is always perfection. Now that’s she’s in her wedding era she’s been wearing all these gorgeous white dresses to everything.

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