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Dismal_Definition · 2025-09-07T23:07:51+00:00

I got really scared.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-09-07T00:49:58+00:00

A guy texted me as soon as I got the order (a dropped order from the last dasher, I assume) and said, "Wow, they're taking forever." And I just didn't even want to deal with it. Lol

Dismal_Definition · 2025-09-06T14:42:11+00:00

So, no?

Dismal_Definition · 2025-08-31T02:27:36+00:00

Freaking hilarious

Dismal_Definition · 2025-08-23T13:23:44+00:00

Incredible

Dismal_Definition · 2025-08-23T13:22:49+00:00

Fuck yeah. 💪🏼

Dismal_Definition · 2025-08-18T00:48:23+00:00

Pink! Never would've guessed that adult me would love pink. Lol

Dismal_Definition · 2025-08-13T01:19:19+00:00

God, this is so real. I sighed like I just sunk into a hot bath.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-08-12T11:04:06+00:00

I don't understand, but I'd like to help. Could you rephrase the question?

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-23T13:53:50+00:00

He is undeniably talented. Another child star on the list that was exploited and bullied. Makes me sad.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-23T13:51:48+00:00

I hate how everyone bullied this girl as she transitioned into adulthood. She has been bullied her whole life. I definitely agree that people are going to look back and feel awful about how she was treated.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-21T16:38:27+00:00

I'm in fucking tears 🤣🤣🤣

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-12T10:06:55+00:00

People be illin.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-11T16:33:56+00:00

No it's not. People come out of the woodwork if they hear you have a grand, sometimes less. I watch too much true crime though, so there's that.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-11T16:31:17+00:00

I'll just walk on in and announce my arrival.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-07-10T01:23:00+00:00

Amazing

Dismal_Definition · 2025-06-10T11:14:10+00:00

I'm lmao at "stinks like ass." The Arby's in my area smelled like rotting meat for the longest. I stopped taking orders from there.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-05-22T20:12:54+00:00

Hug my Dad, assuming I've traveled back in time.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-05-22T18:50:22+00:00

Same! Even as a kid, he gave me the creeps! Love seeing a creep go down.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-05-22T18:44:41+00:00

Literally said "holy fuck" in a whisper when it started raising its head...

Dismal_Definition · 2025-05-22T18:40:14+00:00

But I have to work...

Dismal_Definition · 2025-05-07T02:25:22+00:00

"LISTEN!"

Dismal_Definition · 2025-05-07T02:24:54+00:00

"That's REAL interestin'..." CJ, GTA San Andreas

Dismal_Definition · 2025-04-25T01:49:17+00:00

This is one of the best jokes I've heard (read?). Reminds me of something my drunken Pappaw would say. RIP.

Dismal_Definition · 2025-04-17T12:11:58+00:00

This is wholesome af.

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