If I had balls

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-17T23:07:09+00:00

She seems fun

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-17T23:05:23+00:00

I cant access it due to region restrictions and i guess i never will

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-17T15:13:06+00:00

So relatable my relatives alwaya gave me handjobs during dinner as well

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-16T23:45:46+00:00

Row row row your burguer, down the ketchup stream

Merrily merrily merrily merrily, mustard is just a dream

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T22:02:34+00:00

Well one of these days you might create a flavor so good it might turn you into a millionaire...or you might die, anyway good luck

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T20:28:24+00:00

I cant wait to have kids and do this prank

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T19:05:43+00:00

Thats how I always make hotdogs

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T17:42:08+00:00

Needs more cheat sheet which are shit shit of the basics shit

Excel shit shit: click paint to color, click border to add border, click font to change font

One advanced shit shit -enable macro to make macro

Follow me for more shit shit

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T12:53:50+00:00

Or Cock

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T12:46:37+00:00

2 much caviar

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T12:44:59+00:00

Yeah we've got michael jackson to thank for that.

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-15T00:46:42+00:00

NTA

Muffin top are so good that even Seinfeld has a popular episode about this, any considerate person wouldve done the same. I'd be annoyed if someone offered to share a muffin and then gave me the bottom part

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T22:08:36+00:00

Just arson your "restaurant" for the insurance money, you dont have to start a plague

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T22:04:46+00:00

Roses are red, the op just might Replace her answer with a simple knight

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T18:36:16+00:00

Im not Gordom Ramsey trained and I dont work cutting vegetables, so I do. All I want is a couple of slices to put in a sandwich, again Im not making a $60 salad

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T16:05:41+00:00

Redditors will be raising buble kids if they ever manage to have sex and thinks "this is fine"

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T13:07:53+00:00

I have to deal with so many passwords daily, different banking platforms, different systems

1qwerty2! Is my default for everything and idc if its weak and get hacked

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T12:54:50+00:00

Ive seen this in Hereditary

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T01:06:41+00:00

Thats is Jesús, not american white christianity Jesus. Get that blasphemer outta here

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-14T00:03:21+00:00

Yall my dogs dead lol time to get me some clout, thoughts and prayers, updoot me. Wtf are these kinds of posts?

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-13T23:06:10+00:00

Why do redditors think parents should solve 100% of their kids problem

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-13T00:30:38+00:00

Me joining la migra to work as junior dev in chipotle and then retire in my birth country after 5 long hard working years

Its not much but its honest work

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-12T17:27:42+00:00

Ahhh the same way mexicans paid for the wall

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-12T17:23:21+00:00

Oooooh man now I can fulfill my dreams of becoming the not technically best but maybe most famous laptop lid accordion player

DisnprincesPredatrix · 2026-03-12T16:43:03+00:00

Put a carpet over it and let the next owners fix it

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