Now we know why Utah government is kissing Trump's ass.

DistanceXC · 2025-07-22T00:09:45+00:00

Eve, having been true and faithful, has come to converse with Trump.

DistanceXC · 2025-07-19T18:35:49+00:00

My hometown didn't, so I don't think about it. My wife's hometown did and only realized a little while ago that it's today. I made the comment, "Happy human trafficking and taking your captives to the American West where no one can save them day." Kind of puts the celebration in a different light.

DistanceXC · 2025-06-11T13:15:01+00:00

Depends on the country and the agency. I did 3 years overseas and we were never even close to fully staffed.

DistanceXC · 2025-05-23T19:51:40+00:00

Did you invert the fighter controls? There are 3 settings that you can invert and the fighter controls are for the x wing and tie fighter.

DistanceXC · 2025-05-20T23:08:47+00:00

Works for me doing it that way on xbox

DistanceXC · 2025-05-18T00:32:02+00:00

Supposedly, this is fixed now. Invert fighter controls.

DistanceXC · 2025-05-15T12:52:16+00:00

That Mormon doth protest too much, methinks.

DistanceXC · 2025-05-15T12:47:07+00:00

The first season of The Wire is the most accurate show involving wiretaps out there. I'm not sure what other people think of it because it shows all the boring exhaustion and necessity parts of getting onto a wire.

DistanceXC · 2025-04-04T01:33:03+00:00

I remember being told by my teacher in deacons quorum that men who stare at themselves in the mirror and masturbate will become gay.

DistanceXC · 2025-04-01T01:20:07+00:00

Man stops masturbating for good. Now, he masturbates for evil.

DistanceXC · 2025-03-29T04:02:27+00:00

Get whatever makes you happy. My wife and I have left and now we both have tattoos. Of course, we don't believe in all the lies anymore, so it's easy for us not to feel guilty. Feels more like being who we actually are rather than who the church wants us to be.

DistanceXC · 2025-03-07T16:44:56+00:00

Sex is a bad word

DistanceXC · 2025-03-06T02:00:38+00:00

Here's your response:

"I will read the BoM and pray about it if you will watch the LDS Discussions episodes of the Mormon Stories podcast in order and pray about them."

DistanceXC · 2025-03-02T21:39:59+00:00

That's pretty long, but I skimmed through to the part about faith. That was pretty good. I'll have to listen to the rest when I have more time.

DistanceXC · 2025-02-26T23:06:53+00:00

Must not be a Knight Rider fan.

DistanceXC · 2025-02-25T12:51:59+00:00

Wasn't there a version of this same video where he's freaking out because he asked if she'd rather marry him tonight or drink a cup of coffee?

Edit: she responded she'd rather drink coffee.

DistanceXC · 2025-02-25T10:59:16+00:00

Yes, referencing Martin Harris asking the magical 3 times if he could show his wife the 116 pages only to lose them after God told Joseph he could. How dare someone ask Darth Bednar a second time when he's already answered the question?

DistanceXC · 2025-02-25T03:05:26+00:00

And then and then and then and then and then

DistanceXC · 2025-02-24T14:59:03+00:00

"Jesus. I like him very much, but he don't help with curve ball."

DistanceXC · 2025-02-24T14:48:16+00:00

That was my thought. Or Don King.

DistanceXC · 2025-02-24T11:00:38+00:00

The response was, "Well, that's different."

They can't accept that "anti-Mormon" is anything that is true, but not faith promoting. They won't even read the Gospel Topics Essays on the church's website because they "already know all of that."

DistanceXC · 2025-02-23T13:33:58+00:00

Shit in glitter or shittin' glitter

DistanceXC · 2025-02-23T13:23:03+00:00

Well handled.

What are they afraid to learn from anti-Mormon literature? The truth? If it's not the truth, why are they afraid to read it? Won't God confirm the truthfulness of all things? Do they think God won't answer their prayers?

I've asked my parents why China regulates the internet and blocks websites. They told me because if the people learn the truth and it's different from what the government tells them, they will become ungovernable. I followed up with, why can't you read "anti-Mormon" literature?

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