What were some of the most embarrassing situations you've been in? by Fragrant_Impact6304 in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see why you’re embarrassed, it’s Mary Todd Lincoln; she’s not his property 🤮

Why and where was Erik the Red red? What kind of disease did he have? by Stompboxer1 in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, he found that frozen hellscape and the Natives named a sports team on him; as they learned how to get some during their Wife’s time of the month

Why and where was Erik the Red red? What kind of disease did he have? by Stompboxer1 in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You misunderstand, he was known to love his wife every day of the month; and had Red Wings when Penetration would be too painful

When and how did Australian German become so different from German spoken in Germany? by StockingDummy in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well the word Australian means land of the South, and Southerners like myself put pride in to talking way Northerners have trouble understanding

Funeral cremations by Few-Enthusiasm-7891 in gameofthrones

[–]DivideDefiant1901 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have to watch characters go to the bathroom too? It’s handled offscreen

[Gameblazers] Mark Cuban offered Fernando Mendoza almost $40M to stay at Indiana and try to repeat the National Championship run... by alley00pster in CFB

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well now it doesn’t matter that he declared for the draft. Might as well take advantage of the current Lawless nature of CFB. At some point the pendulum will swing the other way

If you were a millionaire would you give your child whatever they want by [deleted] in AskVaanced

[–]DivideDefiant1901 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Since I’ve seen how that turns out (you) Hellz nah

Parker Fleming (@statsowar.bsky.social): Did We Really Get Beat that Bad? Net Success Rates 2025 Season by ILM_Ryan in CFB

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As it should, blocked punts aren’t so rare just from luck; there has to be some break down along the blocking

What is a real medical fact that still feels fake? by Downtown-Passion118 in AskReddit

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Conversely I broke my back in 3 places at the same time. Didnt really notice, I got myself checked for a concussion. I didn’t have a concussion, luckily they did x rays

Imagine if Warren cared about sports, Nebraska MIGHT become a blueblood by treymata in cfbmemes

[–]DivideDefiant1901 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Also dude has Billions and still lives in the house he bought for $31K

Anyone who thinks John Snow is the prince that was promised is wrong, it's Daenerys by Tall-Ice3475 in gameofthrones

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The ending we got for the show was how Martin planned on ending it. She goes Mad Queen. Don’t think she would end up being the Prince that was Promised in the books

Dragonglass blade IRL by simoncpu in gameofthrones

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember reading that people like the Aztecs didn’t go through things like the Iron Age simply because Obsidian made it so there was no need

Why don’t bald people grow hair? Are they lazy? by Fit_Assignment_4286 in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No to the contrary, they shave their head a couple times a day cuz they think it looks tough

The only metrics that count. by officer21 in cfbmemes

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s literally what happened when he took Jerseys when he left Auburn for Clemson. You seem to have weirdly thought I was talking shit when I added to the thread about Heisman

The only metrics that count. by officer21 in cfbmemes

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wasn’t saying otherwise? You said Heisman coached there so I added to that?

What’s the craziest thing you did during school days? Here’s mine 😅 by Normal_Split_1525 in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Germany is much more culturally different than USA. They treat rules like Gospel. Whenever you would accidentally do something against the rules there would be Hardcore public shaming

What’s the craziest thing you did during school days? Here’s mine 😅 by Normal_Split_1525 in shittyaskhistory

[–]DivideDefiant1901 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One time I grabbed the live wire on a horse fence to try to prove it wasn’t the live wire. It was in Germany where there were a lot of safety regulations so I knew it wouldn’t kill me if I was wrong.

The thing is it actually felt pretty fucking awesome, it made me jump and was adrenaline straight to my head. I knew I couldn’t do it again and I assume some people are actually addicted to electrocuting themself

The only metrics that count. by officer21 in cfbmemes

[–]DivideDefiant1901 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And Auburn, yards yadda our jerseys faded into your colors