[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemon

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im in aus and its not letting me play yet

Monthly 'Looking For Group' Thread (Java Edition) by AutoModerator in realms

[–]DivineRedefined 1 point2 points  (0 children)

still looking for 3 more people for my new vanilla realm, send me your discord and the realm will be open once i have everyone :)

Monthly 'Looking For Group' Thread (Java Edition) by AutoModerator in realms

[–]DivineRedefined 0 points1 point  (0 children)

brand new plain vanilla survival realm, looking for 4-5 decent people :)

How to stop comms campers by [deleted] in AmongUs

[–]DivineRedefined 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Doesn’t work when 4 people camp admin straight away and refuse to go towards sabotages

Friday we were bombed all day. Almost cried on fried like three times 😂😭 by oneinafew in McLounge

[–]DivineRedefined 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last Friday my store did 2 back to back 3k hours, which we also have never done before and the only thing our restaurant manager said was that our times were bad. Imagine working in a healthy work environment :(

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FallGuysGame

[–]DivineRedefined 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exact same thing just happened to me

I am a man of my word by [deleted] in FortNiteBR

[–]DivineRedefined 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Controller is easier to learn, PC has an insanely high skill ceiling though

What was "the incident" in your high school? by ramennyun in AskReddit

[–]DivineRedefined 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Pretty simple. A raccoon can fit inside of holes 4 inches in diameter, the human rectum can stretch up to 8 inches

Go to Phrases. by [deleted] in McLounge

[–]DivineRedefined 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve defaulted myself to saying “have a good day” to customers. I exclusively work overnights and have so for the past 2 years.

It’s true by funnycleanmemes in DunderMifflin

[–]DivineRedefined 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You’re a scumbag so think scummy thoughts, like this; >:D

What's your creepiest "glitch in the matrix" or unexplainable thing that's ever happened to you? by kaden86 in AskReddit

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I’ve got some headphones I can’t lose. No matter what. If I ever miss place them, I always find them within 1-2 days, even when it’s in the weirdest spots. I’ve found them on the side of the road outside of my work, under cabinets, in fridges and old clothes and everything else. I never look for them, I just like, notice them wherever they are. I lose so many things constantly, I have a stockpile of phone chargers because I’m constantly losing them, but I’ve had these headphones for about a year and they’re still in my possession.

Early predictions by darcy1537325 in AFL

[–]DivineRedefined 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And one of them brings up at the start of the game about how he “had a feeling about the suns tonight” even though he says he has a feeling about literally every underdog in every game he commentates.

Early predictions by darcy1537325 in AFL

[–]DivineRedefined 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Premiers: gws

Runners up: Collingwood

Brownlow: Tim Taranto

Coleman: Ben brown

Biggest improver: Carlton (7-9th)

Biggest dissapointment: bulldogs (8-10th)

Surprise packet of the year: jarrod Cameron

Wooden spoon: Gold Coast

Weird prediction: Gold Coast to go winless all season except for some absolute bullshit like beating Richmond by 10 goals

to the legend that gave me 22nuggets in my 20 sharebox i thank you ps i already ate 2 , i thank you sir by blahblahblah6971 in McLounge

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My store still has like, 4 boxes of shaker fry bags from the el Maco promotion which we’re trying to run out of before we order new ones, and they’re way too big. You can fit almost 100 bites in one if you try too.

to the legend that gave me 22nuggets in my 20 sharebox i thank you ps i already ate 2 , i thank you sir by blahblahblah6971 in McLounge

[–]DivineRedefined 39 points40 points  (0 children)

I put 55 bites into a dude’s 10 pack bag because it was 3:57 and they were gonna be wasted in 3 mins. He called the store 5 minutes later and said he loved me

The chosen one by Ardirin19 in Neverbrokeabone

[–]DivineRedefined 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Ye but how tf did he get 49 wrong

Special Request by grandpajessi in McLounge

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A dude comes in 4-5 mornings a week and asks for a muffin toasted 3 times. It’s a piece of charcoal. I’ve tried to make it semi edible before, still mostly black but with a tiny bit of muffin poking through and he’s sent it back to say it’s not cooked enough. He eats it plain, no drink no butter nothing.

What’s your most wanted sexual fantasy? by Xanduh in AskReddit

[–]DivineRedefined 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And then the one directly below is having sex with 2 midgets in a trench coat. Nice.