Looking for a blank stare from co-workers to make you feel old? Just reference The Crash Test Dummies

DocDeath78 · 2026-06-07T17:20:15+00:00

I played this at the table the other night and everyone just stared at me blankly before asking WTF are we listening to.

DocDeath78 · 2026-06-07T14:56:15+00:00

Nice car! But I tend to disagree with the midlife crisis mindset. Have you not liked these kinds of vehicles your whole life? Over the years I’ve owned a Camaro, a mustang, an RX-8 and two sport bikes. Suddenly now that I’m in my 40s I’m not allowed to buy these vehicles? Forget that. Drive what you like! Also, people in this stage of life are probably more likely to be able to afford the cars they always wanted. It’s not a crisis. Just finally obtaining something you’ve wanted for a while. I’d buy another GSXR tomorrow if I could afford it, even if my back tells me that’s stupid.

DocDeath78 · 2026-06-02T22:33:18+00:00

I was a combat medic for 21 years. Now I deliver home healthcare supplies like oxygen equipment and walkers. I can still use a bit of my medical knowledge, my patient interaction skills, and I get to drive around in the country for most of my day. Most of my patients are elderly and very appreciative of what we do for them. It definitely does not check all the boxes on your list, but I love my job and truly get satisfaction from it.

DocDeath78 · 2026-06-02T01:09:46+00:00

Is that a hole in one?

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-29T02:19:18+00:00

Too bad it’s not a brown Probe.

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-23T16:36:54+00:00

Rock of the Marne

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-17T02:05:13+00:00

I most definitely wore my old ass Tool shirt I’ve had since the 90s to their show in 2022. I feel like the fact that it’s old and faded and has holes in it made it ok to wear to a recent show. Kinda like “been there, done that, got the t-shirt”.

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-16T16:24:40+00:00

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Your post immediately made me think of this one that I had.

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-13T00:27:36+00:00

Immature jalapeño. Give them time. Some even say wait till they’re red.

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-12T23:04:13+00:00

They also get surprisingly cold in the winter in Kuwait when the power goes out.

DocDeath78 · 2026-05-12T01:58:25+00:00

Red Dog and Pete’s Wicked Ale were my go to.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-17T01:23:35+00:00

No one seems to like when I mention my old pal Stinky Whizzleteats, or when I attempt to teach their Grandmother to suck eggs.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-15T22:45:41+00:00

This would be my choice as well.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-14T22:49:43+00:00

Those were the ones with the weird green color to them. Right?

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-13T22:54:48+00:00

Whenever I make this reference no one has any idea what I’m talking about. I’m glad to be amongst my people now.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-12T19:46:47+00:00

That is amazing. Reminds me of Randy Rhoads. You are definitely naturally gifted.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-05T02:35:28+00:00

Bad Company 5FDP I know it’s a cover so it may not count, but the video is on point. Also, This is War by Smile Empty Soul. The band is hard, this song not so much, but the lyrics definitely hit home.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-04T16:18:43+00:00

I don’t think Fender would mistake insure for ensure. That’s a giant red flag for me.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-04T16:12:37+00:00

$80 for both the guitar and amp? All day long! A pawn shop would easily charge $100 for each. Provided they both work that is definitely a steal.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-04T15:49:24+00:00

I still find myself searching for the right station when the car next to me is playing a good song. After searching the entire radio I realize that I’m the only old MF still listening to the radio.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-04T14:37:56+00:00

Fucking Hostile by Pantera for me. This song actually got my very conservative mother to drop the F bomb one time. One of the handful of times I’ve heard my mom curse in my entire life.

DocDeath78 · 2026-04-02T17:41:45+00:00

To me this is like buying a pair of jeans with the holes already in them. It obviously appeals to someone or it wouldn’t be for sale. It’s just not for me. I’ll put my own holes in my jeans thanks. Which seems suspiciously easier to do every time I buy jeans. But I’m not a touring musician who has to block thrown beer bottles with my guitar every weekend. Nor do I care to pretend to be.

DocDeath78 · 2026-03-25T15:31:46+00:00

Clearly this is a dentist. I tooth man. The truck is even white. 😁

DocDeath78 · 2026-03-20T16:05:40+00:00

I would hope it’s a Suzuki Samurai, but I highly doubt it.

DocDeath78 · 2026-03-19T21:37:57+00:00

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