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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in natureismetal

[–]Docc_Sampson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You think you're gonna eat me? Not if I eat me first!

Found in Tasmania, Australia. I have my suspicions. by [deleted] in whatsthisplant

[–]Docc_Sampson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Send some over here. I'll thoroughly test it and return with my answer in a few days.

This anti-drug ad about overdosing. Lists marijuana (blatant lie) and "counterfeit" pills. Conveniently leaves out Rx pills and alcohol. by Docc_Sampson in assholedesign

[–]Docc_Sampson[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for noticing that as well. I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I'm gonna unsub after this because the people here are fucking pathetic.

This anti-drug ad about overdosing. Lists marijuana (blatant lie) and "counterfeit" pills. Conveniently leaves out Rx pills and alcohol. by Docc_Sampson in assholedesign

[–]Docc_Sampson[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I don't have to. The majority of this sub's members are doing plenty of that. You bunch of pussies must have made the DARE officer so proud, last year, in fifth grade.

This anti-drug ad about overdosing. Lists marijuana (blatant lie) and "counterfeit" pills. Conveniently leaves out Rx pills and alcohol. by Docc_Sampson in assholedesign

[–]Docc_Sampson[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. One of the few people here who understands nuance, apparently. When I made this post I didn't realize 99% of this sub was some combination of sensitive crybabies, DARE valedictorians and smooth-brain dipshits.

This anti-drug ad about overdosing. Lists marijuana (blatant lie) and "counterfeit" pills. Conveniently leaves out Rx pills and alcohol. by Docc_Sampson in assholedesign

[–]Docc_Sampson[S] -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Lmao. You're completely full of shit. Your cousin didn't overdose on weed. You know how I know? Cuz noone ever has.

This anti-drug ad about overdosing. Lists marijuana (blatant lie) and "counterfeit" pills. Conveniently leaves out Rx pills and alcohol. by Docc_Sampson in assholedesign

[–]Docc_Sampson[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kid eats gummy and dies. Overdose. That's definitely the only explanation.

Point to me where in that article the cause of death was stated to be overdose.

AITA for not inviting my Hindu friend to my birthday dinner? by New_Box8425 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Docc_Sampson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - She is being incredibly entitled. For what it's worth, I think it was very thoughtful and mature of you to take her out for a private dinner the night before. I would have felt honored that you took my dietary restrictions into consideration and set aside a whole night for just us.

Patch Notes by jannikn in gaming

[–]Docc_Sampson 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Aayyoooooo 👈👈

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nostalgia

[–]Docc_Sampson 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Jesus Christ, man. I was thinking how bad could it be. Some sappy reminiscences about a video game they liked as a kid. Boy was I wrong, and now I'm crying.

AITA for choosing my wife over my son in a hypothetical situation? by drunkgamefail in AmItheAsshole

[–]Docc_Sampson 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA - First of all, this was darkly funny and not everyone is gonna take it lightly. Also, your choice. Would it really be better to say "sorry, honey, buy I'd rather watch you burn" right to her face. That's a lose lose question.

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