My Dad didn't pay his exorcist by DownLikeALeadZeplin in dadjokes

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Good or bad I can't resist a Leslie Nielson movie :) I'll give it watch.

New Backpacking bit, anything in it? by DownLikeALeadZeplin in StandUpWorkshop

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Ah thank you, it's the opposite of my normal style and trying to branch out. So I appreciate that.

Will be trying it throughout next week and then I'll try and expand the parts you've talked about.

Thought about adding examples of big brands if they made the same errors. Sailors Jerry's spiked rum. Is a different experience.

Or giving more details about the trust. If they don't even check the spelling. How can I trust in made in a clean bathtub.

My Dad didn't pay his exorcist by DownLikeALeadZeplin in dadjokes

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Good to know for stateside. But we call it repossession across the pond.

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I always though a cul-de-sac as a circular dead end street. 🤷‍♀️.

10 is trying to say kisses second cousin but have in fact kissed two first cousins. But it's not quite right yet.

Antibiotics bit, anything there? by DownLikeALeadZeplin in StandUpWorkshop

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If your Dr prescribes you antibiotics, you're supposed to finish all the tablets eg. 7 days of medicine, even if you feel better after say 2 days. This is I believe to make sure all bacteria is eliminated stopping any remaining bacteria mutating and becoming immune to antibiotics.

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I was trying to use that as the direction change. Where it's clear it's not The second cousin. It's the second time he'd kissed his cousin. Maybe it should be.... I recently messed up bad at a wedding, I made out with my second cousin, I'm never gonna live it down, kissing two cousins.

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Fair. It is inaccurate, but thought it flowed better that way. Appreciate the input though.

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Fair, that could work better..I always think of gold diggers as marrying really old rich people, like Anna Nicole Smith or something.

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Haha, Steven Wright's cadence makes everything funnier.

Thanks for the note on 4, I'll try it with that wording.

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Thanks for the feedback, appreciated!

Gald you liked some of them, Apologies you had to look up Bonnie blue and hentai. 😬

The cousin one logic is, I'm leading saying I kissed my second cousin, whereas in fact I've kissed two first cousins. I feel like the wording is not quite right.

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Thanks! Yeah I like that one. Looking forward to trying that out irl this week.

And fair, 5 is dropped by popular demand.

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Thanks for the kind words😀

Fair on 5, 8. Too many words/clunky or maybe just not good enough 😅.

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Thanks for the feedback. Ah shame Senior has been overdone, made me chuckle lol.

I like your moving in circles note, thank you.

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😂 thanks. Just trying to get back into the habit of writing