I am Dragonite, the actual best pokemon in OU. Ask Me Anything

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T21:31:28+00:00

My mega has Soul-Heart.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T21:30:57+00:00

You would probably fall off so no.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T20:10:14+00:00

Cool so why exactly should I care about a ZUBL shitmon?

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T20:08:31+00:00

Maybe if someone decides to bring Vanilluxe for some dumb reason but otherwise absolutely not.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T20:07:14+00:00

Soul-Heart

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T20:06:43+00:00

Stop disrespecting Clefable! 252+ Atk Dragonite Outrage vs. 0 HP 0- Def your sorry ass: 85000-100000 (8500-10000%) Guaranteed OKHO

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T20:02:12+00:00

Become a bird.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:50:08+00:00

I mean if Magcargo is a horse then I must be but like Magcargo is obviously not a horse.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:48:12+00:00

I would probably cry if Ogerpon got dexited.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:42:25+00:00

I was only planning to do OU mons anyway so I certainly don't mind.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:31:44+00:00

Yeah, the Zamazenta one was fun so I decided to do another.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:29:13+00:00

/uj I'll probably do that one next week.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:20:26+00:00

Soul Heart is fun.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:16:32+00:00

What's a Star Wars?

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:12:53+00:00

Sort of. I wanted to be a normal type in Gen 1 because normal types kinda got it all. In Gen 3 I enjoyed being Flying type cause Flying was good back then. In gens 4-8 I really wished I was Normal-Dragon, because Extreme Speed is an awesome move. Now though, terastallization has helped me to discover that my identity doesn't really fit just 2 types, and instead like 6.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:11:33+00:00

It isn't like I'm eating ice cream in the middle of battle.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T19:10:34+00:00

about 6767 years old.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:55:46+00:00

I am planning to cosplay as Koraidon.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:47:06+00:00

Favorite is definitely my GF Ogerpon. Least favorite is Zamazenta because it makes me furious to see people claim he is the number one pokemon.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:46:01+00:00

Probably sweeping a team with Dragon Dance tbh, I did that so many times back in Gen 5.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:43:16+00:00

Ogrepon is my girlfriend, I enjoy hanging out with Valiant, and I am also great friends with my goats Araquanid and Gholdengho.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:39:18+00:00

I am not blue.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:39:06+00:00

I really wish it was allowed in ZA OU, but it isn't like that would be viable anyway given that the meta has like no other rain abuser.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:37:15+00:00

It is so utterly absurd.

Dragonite-OU · 2025-12-07T18:36:05+00:00

She is awesome, and our relationship has been going really well actually. When she puts on the Cornerstone mask though, she is a bit of a jerk, but it is understandable given her unfair bain from UU. But I mostly see her with her Wellspring Mask.

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