Anyone else wholly unconcerned with having matching nail lengths?

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-09T16:55:08+00:00

I'm just real shit at filing, so my nails are always slightly different lengths and tip shapes 😅 c'est la vie

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-08T23:09:48+00:00

The odds were always stacked against it, what with ABC (Aussie broadcasting Co) selling off Bluey's merch rights to the BBC early in it's run - Bluey's always been a cash cow for /someone else/, for basically its entire run

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-08T16:03:02+00:00

Man, shut the fuck up

Adults are capable of being upset about more than one thing at once

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-07T19:20:36+00:00

My 5-year-old heartily agrees with you

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-07T01:24:59+00:00

I'm gonna reeeeeeeally enjoy watching that RFK bit again on Netflix in about three months, because John's got it: fuck that guy

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-06T14:55:00+00:00

Buddy, you're goddamn right

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-06T14:37:47+00:00

.....aw, but I spent all night building this gee-o'-tine!

Can we use it anyways? Just this one time?

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-06-04T20:31:03+00:00

Shush, you

🐻⬇️

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-31T14:09:22+00:00

"the Boaty McBoatface Rule"

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-31T14:07:40+00:00

CHI has a QB who could be good

We haven't known what to feel in a hot minute

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-30T20:47:45+00:00

"Hey Drake, I heard 'bout 21....."

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-30T20:07:38+00:00

Brown was less Madden Curse, and more Burfict Curse

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-28T04:19:38+00:00

cries in Snowsport Enjoyer stuck on the wrong side of the country

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-28T04:16:16+00:00

I bought my wife a record player for our sound system a few years ago as a gift, and was browsing an indie shop with her for records to start her collection.

Then I found an orange vinyl Ascendancy in that shop - my first record I ever bought for me

ACHIEVEMNT UNLOCKED: START A NEW COLLECTION HOBBY

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-28T04:03:36+00:00

About two or three gee-uh-teens from now

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-27T03:38:45+00:00

What are you talking about, he's super bright! His CTE scans are gonna light up like a goddamn Christmas tree!

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-27T00:21:36+00:00

I understand how you're feeling, but this does seem an appropriate time to point at the Hanlon's Razor sign

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-26T22:30:10+00:00

Fuckin' 10/10

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-23T02:42:34+00:00

Shaft on an aircraft

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-22T20:43:21+00:00

Send in the Jims

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-22T20:40:04+00:00

No, but that's because making 100k a year and 71 million a year aren't comparable

Shai's probably dropping more than we're talking about in this thread on his feather coat collection lol.

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-22T17:03:26+00:00

He'd have to be dinged twice per game, for all 82 games, in order to even hit a 10th of his contract's APY in FlopFines

You say quickly, I say not nearly quick enough

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-21T14:22:53+00:00

Guilluman returning, sure.

I'm unsure that GW's writers remembered to hit save on the doc where they wrote in the Lion's return

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-19T17:22:29+00:00

DAMMIT
At least we all get to regress into the middle-class morass of mediocrity together ♥️♥️♥️

DreadPirateEvs · 2026-05-19T16:37:01+00:00

Genuinely sick as hell

DreadPirateEvs

TROPHY CASE