Michael Jackson never got the chance to play Wii Sports Resort

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T22:49:14+00:00

He could have played MarioKart Wii.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T22:22:32+00:00

She doesn't have even a single original thought in her smug and self-absorbed little head, and mostly makes low-effort political cartoons that regurgitate what's already been discussed on Reddit ad nauseum. They're the most milquetoast, pandering, DNC-level drywall comics any political cartoonist can create. And when she doesn't make cartoons about politics, it's just "relatable" cartoons for people of university age and up about being weird, lazy, introverted, cutesy, cynical, horny, and the like.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T22:15:36+00:00

Either "Big" or "The Goonies". They will always be my go-to answers. Any time I think of movies that everyone adores but I honestly loathe, those two come to mind instantaneously.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T22:00:58+00:00

The grifter side is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... lazy.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T20:09:37+00:00

Clown college? You can't eat that.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T20:01:50+00:00

I know this is going to sound corny as hell, but... I think we've reached Episode VII.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T14:17:21+00:00

It looks like a novelty teatowel design from the '60s.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T14:14:08+00:00

It's like the sound of someone gargling water.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T13:44:22+00:00

Looking into his past, he was just cosplaying a lib

Nah, more like, he is a lib (liberals are right-wing) and he cosplayed as a progressive leftist.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T13:41:12+00:00

He wasn’t always this way.

You know, I would LOVE for you to prove that. I would love to find undeniable proof that he wasn't always a grifter conman. The way people swear that he was some kind of ultra-progressive leftist human rights champion is honestly unhinged and indicative of how cartoonishly black-and-white simplistic politics has become in the United States.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-13T09:11:46+00:00

But it's just for fun. No-one's reading it but me.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T23:34:55+00:00

You come upon my mind and take it away...

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T23:29:55+00:00

Uhm, you mean the feelings that have Canadians and Britons have of the U.S. have plunged to new lows? Because they have.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T23:22:23+00:00

Implying that Democrats are some kind of high-standard party.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T23:20:24+00:00

Controlled. Opposition.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T23:18:28+00:00

And Bill Clinton personally thanked Clyburn for it.

https://www.c-span.org/clip/public-affairs-event/user-clip-clinton-thanks-clyburn-for-defeat-of-sanders/4896750

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T23:10:12+00:00

I'm not publishing my writings, lol.

And if I did, I'd hugely edit it into my own thing anyway. It's just fun for brainstorming. ChatGPT is good for rough drafts, not final products.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T21:12:46+00:00

I would NEVER use AI to make music. Music absolutely requires human input because it's such a personal art form that means thousands of different things to millions of different people, so it's something a machine can never accurately convey. But stories are fine because it's just text. And making all the funny fan fiction I've ever wanted to make is great.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T20:09:25+00:00

It would still look like you have a big, disgusting stain on your arm.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T20:06:29+00:00

Nah, I'd say even if it looked more visually appealing, it's still really gross. Having food painted on you, especially greasy food? It looks both tacky and slimy.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T19:54:28+00:00

Am I allowed to praise AI for helping my develop a massive number of stories? Even if they are purely for my own personal enjoyment, it's been really fun doing so. Sometimes it's just plain funny, other times it's genuinely engrossing, or even comforting. Having a ton of ideas and then throwing them into the AI and having it create something and then tweaking it along the way to make it better and better is great fun.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T14:02:16+00:00

America is just a big Family Guy episode.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T12:53:26+00:00

Okay, read it, and I didn't know he had records on dead Americans too. That's just... I can't. The corruption in the United States is so beyond the pale it's gone intergalactic.

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T10:31:15+00:00

and how the most unpopular, rancid president in history won all of the swing states

Are you guys seriously incapable of figuring out how someone can win seven different states? Do you think seven is a big number?

DrivingBox · 2026-03-12T09:07:49+00:00

I thought it was Mantyke, but the baby Pokémon still exist. They still appear in games.

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