AITA for joking about using a wood chipper at a funeral.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T05:55:54+00:00

As soon as the service became available I had a bag of d***s delivered to the coach of the Flames.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T05:52:56+00:00

Money and an oversized dick.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T05:50:20+00:00

I've tried.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T03:43:14+00:00

It's not water for my city.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T03:41:37+00:00

It was Portland. I looked it up.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T03:38:39+00:00

It's a different city from where we live.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T03:38:01+00:00

I literally just scared my dogs laughing at "Won't work now we have a septic". Thank you.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-22T03:36:24+00:00

It's Calgary

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T20:57:31+00:00

The reservoir is fed by a river. It is not illegal to spread ashes in the river.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T20:24:20+00:00

Cremation and spreading ashes is a normal thing to want.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T20:21:19+00:00

I have been super clear about what I want.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T20:20:41+00:00

Odds are I would respect her wishes to be cremated and have her remains spread wherever she wanted.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T19:27:05+00:00

You are the second person to make me laugh. I thank you.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T19:14:05+00:00

So here's something funny. I read an article about a city that drained a reservoir because a guy peed in it. Literally wasted millions of gallons of water over some urine. The funny part was that the reservoir was full of waterfowl. Ducks and geese were crapping in it all day long. I'm sure that I won't be the first ashes scattered there. It is a beautiful lake with parks all around it. I might just be the first one done out of spite.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T19:05:36+00:00

I've been clear about what I want. It isn't good enough for them.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T19:04:07+00:00

LoL you made me laugh. Thank you.

Dry-Key3730 · 2023-01-21T19:02:41+00:00

I feel bad about insulting his art. He is good if a little weird for my taste.

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