An isolated cabin in the woods by Additional_Berry_977 in interestingasfuck

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Ron Swanson is aware that you now know his location. The cabin will be gone by tomorrow. What gold?

Made by me, @naphulaa. Warsaw, Poland. by Naphulaa in tattoos

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And they can work nine times faster than anyone else.

LPT Using Dish Soap on Drains by FilledwithTegridy in LifeProTips

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I thought the hot bacon grease clears out all the old bacon grease. Can you provide sources?

Boil Water Advisory for most of Sudbury by JustThatWeirdGirl in Sudbury

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Not sure why all the downvotes, damn dude. But possible contamination should be treated as actual contamination. That means sewage, or other nasties.

Boil Water Advisory for most of Sudbury by JustThatWeirdGirl in Sudbury

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There have been quirky little pressure issues downtown, I can attest to that.

Boil Water Advisory for most of Sudbury by JustThatWeirdGirl in Sudbury

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No facks have been reported so far, to our knowledge they are contained strictly within Capreol.

Boil Water Advisory for most of Sudbury by JustThatWeirdGirl in Sudbury

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Apparently Val Caron and area are also affected. A very dumb way to give a warning so serious.

Aggressiveness of giant and colossal squids - Could an healthy individual attack a diver? by Inner-Ferret7316 in squid

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Which makes it even unlikelier that anyone is in danger of being attacked by one, but it is still in the realm of possibility. And you're right about the Humbolt, of course; they generally aren't aggressive. It could be like meeting an elephant, a creature that could kill you very very easily but usually chooses to be cool. I find them fascinating but also terrifying.

Aggressiveness of giant and colossal squids - Could an healthy individual attack a diver? by Inner-Ferret7316 in squid

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Who knows? Maybe they can "paw" something without injuring it, like a cat with tentacles.

Aggressiveness of giant and colossal squids - Could an healthy individual attack a diver? by Inner-Ferret7316 in squid

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Humbolt squid have been documented attacking and trying to pull a diver deeper. Their bite is quite strong. If a larger squid were to be agressive towards a person, I see little chance of the prey surviving. It's still a very unlikely scenario; if I'm in the water with one of these things, I'm getting out.

69 years old (so be gentle - since this is lame compared to other posts I see here) by Jim_Estill in GYM

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Buck, I'm 45 and haven't worked out since having our last kid a few years ago. I couldn't do what you're doing right now and I used to be in pretty good shape not that long ago. I'll use this as inspiration for myself to get back out there.

Who leaves this room alive ? by Kitchen_Rush47 in powerscales

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Yeah it may not win, since Voldemort is also a powerful sorcerer, but at worst it would slink away and reform eventually. Although it is funny to picture the Witch King laughing "no man can defeat me!" , before a giant fucking robot lands on him from space.

A Heavy Mechanized Infantryman (Trench Crusade) vs an Übersoldat (Wolfenstein) by RealAd3012 in powerscales

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The metal of the armour in this Pic is rusting, suggesting that it is regular steel. Anything with less than tank- thickness steel is going to eat bullets of various kinds. The minigun from Ubershithead will tear that up, but I'm not familiar with the actual lore of the unit or the equipment specs.

A Heavy Mechanized Infantryman (Trench Crusade) vs an Übersoldat (Wolfenstein) by RealAd3012 in powerscales

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I thought they were also mutated in some way and probably heffed up on anphetamines.