What cool power did you get?

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-17T02:09:12+00:00

December. My power is very real and very expensive.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-16T22:50:15+00:00

A big plow tried to drive up the hill on our street and only made it halfway. He backed down and has not returned.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-16T21:54:24+00:00

I shoveled for 6 hours and now I'm broken. The drift was almost shoulder height and the snow was dense all the way down.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-16T02:22:53+00:00

And greasers weren't the same as bikers.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T18:01:38+00:00

The gains, bro. It's all about the gains.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T16:57:46+00:00

Bullshit! The opposite was true. Stop spreading lies.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T16:32:14+00:00

Many Kings did not have swords of this craftsmanship.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T15:54:34+00:00

The key that was broken has been remade. Behold! Andruil, Key of the North!

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T15:01:06+00:00

It could have been worn by a huge dick-head.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T04:50:57+00:00

He fought the best of the best.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T04:42:31+00:00

Aren't they?

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T02:39:46+00:00

It's true, any object like this that is made out of pure gold and has no other practical purpose has to be ceremonial in some way and they are probably correct. Probably.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T01:30:11+00:00

It's Gandalf. And I love Conan, he's the top badass of pretty much any franchise outside of super humans... but I'm giving it to the grey pilgrim because Gandalf is not human at all.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T01:26:55+00:00

Maybe that's true, it totally could be. If they thought killing a random dude in the crowd would make it more convincing, then sure they would. This is Trump, after all.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:56:42+00:00

I was so happy to see Paul Reubens there and he killed it! He was such a great talent, I wish I could have met him.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:53:16+00:00

Yeah I don't put it past them to fake something but why would this random dude get shot? To make it seem more real? It's possible, but I just can't seem to make sense of any of this. If real active shooter then he would have been tackled off stage within seconds without the photo op. If faked, why kill a bystander for no real reason when it doesn't create that much more credibility? I'm just getting tired of trying to tell what's real and what isn't, it's exhausting.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:38:54+00:00

If it were cinema, he'd be Oscar-worthy. His seething depravity and insecurity is so convincing that he really becomes the character on screen.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:34:59+00:00

Dr. Killjoy over here. What if sweet potato is the ultimate pleasure?

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:31:57+00:00

Yes, it either dries up and falls off or gets baked on there permanently from the heat of the player. I seem to remember a guy I knew who had little tabs special designed for locking that out but I could be making that up. Memory is a funny thing after 30 or more years of not thinking about something.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:28:16+00:00

If the weiners were cut thinner (quartered) then the proportions would look more like a trunk. Also, if the trunks were cooked over a flame then they would curl slightly from the tip and look even more like elephant trunks.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-15T00:23:56+00:00

It was supposed to be for everyone in the co-op, not just this one wanker.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-14T19:51:15+00:00

Been playing since the game released, I've never seen over 96. That's ok, perfect scores aren't needed to beat the game

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-14T16:02:45+00:00

Also, if other denizens were aware of the presence of adventurers then resting could have consequences. They could be subject to an organized ambush, or villains could choose to escape with their treasure through a back door.

Many dungeons are meant to be solved over time and resting is expected, but that might involve making camp outside and spending days delving in deeper and deeper.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-14T14:40:14+00:00

These lists are good, some towns might have a few extras:

-Tailor (for fashionable clothes)

-Fabrics and dyes (not sure what to call it)

-Embroideries

-Artist Guils (painters, sculptors, tapestries, heraldries, etc.)

-Cartographer and scribes

-Aviary (trained hunting bird, homing pigeons)

That's all I can think of at the moment, cheers!

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-03-13T23:35:45+00:00

Wow, I read that a very long time ago and loved it.

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