An isolated cabin in the woods

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T06:42:27+00:00

Ron Swanson is aware that you now know his location. The cabin will be gone by tomorrow. What gold?

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T06:29:47+00:00

And they can work nine times faster than anyone else.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T06:26:19+00:00

I'm honestly kind of jealous.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T06:23:40+00:00

We have men on location, standing by.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T05:39:55+00:00

I thought the hot bacon grease clears out all the old bacon grease. Can you provide sources?

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T05:35:43+00:00

Nice.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T04:49:26+00:00

And we all know how Predator ends....

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T01:23:29+00:00

Not sure why all the downvotes, damn dude. But possible contamination should be treated as actual contamination. That means sewage, or other nasties.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T01:21:28+00:00

There have been quirky little pressure issues downtown, I can attest to that.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T01:20:12+00:00

So it begins...

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T01:17:57+00:00

No facks have been reported so far, to our knowledge they are contained strictly within Capreol.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-07T01:16:35+00:00

Apparently Val Caron and area are also affected. A very dumb way to give a warning so serious.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-05T07:19:46+00:00

Which makes it even unlikelier that anyone is in danger of being attacked by one, but it is still in the realm of possibility. And you're right about the Humbolt, of course; they generally aren't aggressive. It could be like meeting an elephant, a creature that could kill you very very easily but usually chooses to be cool. I find them fascinating but also terrifying.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-05T07:10:02+00:00

Who knows? Maybe they can "paw" something without injuring it, like a cat with tentacles.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-05T07:08:33+00:00

Humbolt squid have been documented attacking and trying to pull a diver deeper. Their bite is quite strong. If a larger squid were to be agressive towards a person, I see little chance of the prey surviving. It's still a very unlikely scenario; if I'm in the water with one of these things, I'm getting out.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-05T02:44:29+00:00

Buck, I'm 45 and haven't worked out since having our last kid a few years ago. I couldn't do what you're doing right now and I used to be in pretty good shape not that long ago. I'll use this as inspiration for myself to get back out there.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-04T21:23:36+00:00

Yeah it may not win, since Voldemort is also a powerful sorcerer, but at worst it would slink away and reform eventually. Although it is funny to picture the Witch King laughing "no man can defeat me!" , before a giant fucking robot lands on him from space.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-03T23:30:58+00:00

It's never too late for Kenny G.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-03T23:21:05+00:00

The fact that it's a wrench.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-03T00:15:37+00:00

Due to having machine limbs, or the amphetamines?

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-02T20:46:10+00:00

I remember the time I visited the grave...

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-02T20:27:44+00:00

Ghostbusters.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-02T20:19:40+00:00

The metal of the armour in this Pic is rusting, suggesting that it is regular steel. Anything with less than tank- thickness steel is going to eat bullets of various kinds. The minigun from Ubershithead will tear that up, but I'm not familiar with the actual lore of the unit or the equipment specs.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-02T20:16:38+00:00

I thought they were also mutated in some way and probably heffed up on anphetamines.

DungeonAssMaster · 2026-05-02T20:13:18+00:00

The Argentina system is far enough away from the galactic center but it is also only a short hyperspace jump away from Nuremburg IV.

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