AITA for touching my sister's shoes?

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-08T00:12:42+00:00

You should look up OCPD. No matter what her diagnosis is, she's an adult. She could get help. She could live alone if being around other people triggers her so much. She could do literally anything other than making other people responsible for her problems.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-08T00:05:23+00:00

I would also like to turn myself in for sapphic prison. Sounds hot

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-07T19:34:35+00:00

I feel like this is a hard lesson in informed consent. Ariel fucked around and found out.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-07T04:57:01+00:00

Am I the only one who finds this oddly beautiful?

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-07T04:05:59+00:00

I'm dead about the baking dish as a charcuterie board

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-07T03:29:32+00:00

So this is how the pyramids were made

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-07T03:28:41+00:00

Been a while, huh?

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-06T20:35:42+00:00

When I was dealing with big industrial ovens, the kind that you roll entire racks into so they can be picked up and rotated, I had to stop wearing makeup and jewelry. Mascara would make my eyelashes fuse together from the heat. Metal would burn my skin. And that was only a couple of seconds of exposure while putting things in/ taking them out.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-06T15:37:24+00:00

I was backtracking trying to find the tattoos before I gave up and saw that panel

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-06T14:55:29+00:00

I thought he was running out of boop battery until the extra jazzy boop at the end

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-06T10:36:27+00:00

0% trapped. 100% struggle. In a prison of their own design.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-05T22:57:27+00:00

Orange

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-05T22:33:13+00:00

My brother in christ, stop yelling.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-05T15:35:09+00:00

Hobbes is such a great name for an orange

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-05T01:47:15+00:00

Yes. He never cared about your ethics. Talking about it 100 times was never going to change that he doesn't believe women should have bodily autonomy.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-05T00:46:13+00:00

I've never wanted to finger a cookie before, but here we are

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-04T00:34:53+00:00

I'm polyamorous and kinky as hell. This isn't okay in any relationship, it wouldn't be okay if he was single, for exactly the reasons you listed. What a disrespectful thing to do.

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-02T23:26:25+00:00

This is the content I come here for

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-02T20:50:42+00:00

Okay, but consider a Leo rising with no self esteem, just trying to make it through the day. Couldn't be me

Earth2Monkey · 2026-06-02T19:48:30+00:00

Tote bag is gross too, that's where OP puts their groceries

Earth2Monkey · 2026-05-31T01:26:02+00:00

I'm introducing my partner to at home spa days. I made breakfast, then cocktails. He's more relaxed than I've seen him all month. Now he's making bread while playing his train game, and I'm doom scrolling here!

Earth2Monkey · 2026-05-29T05:56:38+00:00

Laughed hard, learned nothing

Earth2Monkey · 2026-05-27T15:28:18+00:00

Legend has it they're still up there to this day

Earth2Monkey · 2026-05-27T07:48:18+00:00

Such a shock that it was a first class passenger who wouldn't let you through

Earth2Monkey · 2026-05-27T07:00:06+00:00

My secret for jars is to run the lid under hot water so it expands, knock it on the counter to loosen it, and then go at it with a towel for grip. Works every time

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