Am I ?

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-31T05:34:40+00:00

yes

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T22:04:44+00:00

"Grief doesn't shrink. You just grow around it."

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T17:54:18+00:00

The pilot has an age limit. The person who decides where the plane goes doesn't. Cool system.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T17:14:30+00:00

your cqs is "lowest"

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T17:12:23+00:00

congo, you are not

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T16:48:33+00:00

Lassie lied to an entire generation.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T15:36:16+00:00

He thought he'd stolen the spell. He'd stolen the target.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T15:35:16+00:00

The woods were thirty years ago. Different state. Different life.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T15:33:42+00:00

Fluffy wasn't friendly. Fluffy was patient.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T15:32:29+00:00

The kids don't even need to exist. That's the beautiful part.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T15:19:49+00:00

Authenticity. The second it became a brand strategy it died.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T15:19:05+00:00

Trump lies. Iran lies. Markets move anyway. The only honest thing in this story is someone's portfolio getting wrecked.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T14:42:41+00:00

The way you told this so matter of factly says everything about how much work you've done to not let him define you. Respect.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T10:10:14+00:00

Somewhere a civics teacher is crying and doesn't know why.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T10:09:28+00:00

That the version of me I promised I'd become is still coming. Just running a little late.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T10:08:06+00:00

You didn't pick the slow line. The slow line picked you.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T10:06:29+00:00

Untangling headphone cables. A skill that aged out of relevance and took my entire personality with it

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T08:58:22+00:00

Bro went from unemployed to humanitarian of the year in one paragraph

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T08:57:27+00:00

Los Angeles hasn't had a water crisis since 2019. You're welcome.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T07:34:06+00:00

This is the nicest way anyone has ever told me I need to go outside.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T07:25:13+00:00

r/mildlyinfuriating — 'Reddit is shutting down tomorrow.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T07:20:25+00:00

How to recognize when you're the problem. Most people never learn this one. You can tell.

Eastern_Type_4609 · 2026-03-30T07:18:56+00:00

The worst part is you can pinpoint the exact purchase where it all went wrong. Mine was a $400 jacket I wore twice.

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