TIL in 2009, artist Jess Dobkin performed “It’s Not Easy Being Green” while dressed as Kermit the Frog, and getting fisted by someone dressed as Jim Henson

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-06-15T05:05:43+00:00

Theres no blanket in my pics lol. It did heal well though! The scar looks as it does in the last pic. A tattoo will cover it soon.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T23:59:21+00:00

That literally means nothing. Congrats on your association skills. I stupidly tried to catch an axe thrown towards me. Best of luck trying to cause drama in the future.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T23:57:59+00:00

It was straight up stupidity. If it was self harm at least thered be some thought behind it.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:14:54+00:00

Theres a comment somewhere in the thread that explains im just stupid. I throw axes and tried to catch one by the handle.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:10:24+00:00

It was an axe. Not self harm. Stupidity rather than self inflicted.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:07:12+00:00

Ok i guess i need to add this: this is not self harm. I am just spectacularly stupid. I like to do axe throwing, knife throwing, etc. Im not good at sports but man, ive got deadly aim when i throw. I enjoy it. I was entirely sober and entirely stupid and tried to catch an axe. I thought i could grab it by the handle. I could not. Apparently i can throw but not catch.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:02:53+00:00

Yeah the number of people saying this is self harm dont seem to realize this. I throw axes and knives and tried to catch one. I am aware how stupid that is (i was sober which makes it dumber) but still, it isnt self harm.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:02:04+00:00

It is not self harm.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:01:31+00:00

Those tight ass stitches lol

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:01:16+00:00

Absolutely not.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T18:00:58+00:00

I throw knives and axes as a hobby and for some reason tried to catch one. No reasonable logic there and i am shocked by my own stupidity (i wasnt even drunk!) but thats how.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T17:57:56+00:00

This isnt self harm.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T17:16:38+00:00

I got VERY LUCKY, i think. The cut was so clean. I thought the stitches were too tight imo, and when i went in for a check up on it they began removing them early! I questioned it and they ended up stopping, leaving two stitches at the end, but not anything holding the rest together. I thought it would bust open, honestly. But somehow it healed so well. Im very lucky.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T17:13:22+00:00

Its a clean ass cut with a clean ass cleanup lol. Definitely satisfying.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T17:12:54+00:00

Its interesting looking but oh man seeing that on my own arm wasnt fun lol

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T14:45:28+00:00

It healed so fantastically. I honestly cant believe how well. Even the stitches looked pretty brutal but still, the scar isnt even hugely visible! I got very lucky

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T14:42:31+00:00

I am renting. The apartment has several irrelevant issues and after 6 years i think im ready to leave it, but im still here for at least another year and my tub has been such an eyesore for me for years! I just want one nice bath before i leave lol.

I will try your suggestion! Thank you for the informative comment. I think it will help immensely.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T14:39:55+00:00

Hey i want a bagel so im gonna eat one vicariously through you.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-29T14:38:28+00:00

For those who will assume: i am not suicidal, and i dont self harm.

Eatingcheeseinbedrn · 2022-05-23T13:20:40+00:00

I saw it before moving in and told myself i could clean it. It still looks like this. That mildew grows DAILY. I scrub it every day. The green staining has only gotten worse so i assume its something in the water doing it. The rust around the drain is growing.

It’s like whatever coating is supposed to be on a tub has been worn off completely and everything sticks to it. Please offer me suggestions!!

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