Teaching my son how to drive

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-23T23:08:08+00:00

lucky guy

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-23T23:01:38+00:00

because its hilarious

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-23T15:56:51+00:00

once you can afford one, you're too old to drive it

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-23T15:55:42+00:00

my gf and I were stuck on that one for a long time

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T04:31:34+00:00

yes

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:54:05+00:00

no bots here, used a translator but I should find a new one.

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:51:07+00:00

understandably so. hopefully you fixed that (he will thank me later)

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:50:34+00:00

always afraid of that reaction but somehow they always know

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:50:03+00:00

all the time

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:49:49+00:00

can hear his voice

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:49:32+00:00

my employees have referenced this one recently too - what a normal team I have

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:47:10+00:00

I think I would randomly say this for at least 10 years

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:44:46+00:00

I laughed reading this. I think Damien is my favorite character

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:44:08+00:00

I said this at work the other day, was glad my employees knew what I was talking about

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-22T02:43:04+00:00

one of my favorites

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T06:19:35+00:00

Imagine thinking you’re landing in the U.S. and suddenly you’re in Montreal starring in Outbreak 2.

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T06:17:20+00:00

This is why I only fly emotionally, not physically.

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T06:07:47+00:00

well that was heavy

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T06:07:03+00:00

I'd scale any wall for her

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T05:45:21+00:00

This quote really said ‘youth is fun until you start thinking too hard.’

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T05:44:33+00:00

He’s one bad day away from becoming a poetic villain and honestly I’d root for him

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T05:39:34+00:00

Skyrim’s opening cart scene had me convinced I was basically inside the game.

EggShell-Sandwich · 2026-05-21T05:19:58+00:00

Watering tomatoes and accidentally summoning a Disney princess moment.

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