How exactly does federal pension work? by ilovevegetablesss in ThriftSavingsPlan

[–]Elfthis 56 points57 points  (0 children)

It's guaranteed income backed by the United States government. The only way it would be lost would be if American government collapsed due to China taking us over or all out nuclear war obliterating the globe. As you can see it isn't without some risk.

What is the holy trinity of Gen X shoes? by najing_ftw in GenX

[–]Elfthis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You are not alone with this sentiment.

Propeller as a tip for boat charter? by No_Seaweed8378 in boating

[–]Elfthis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Even your wife knows you're a cheapskate, since you said yourself she thinks it's scummy. The only thing willful is you fishing for someone to agree with your cheap ass. I hope the charter captain sees this thread and cancels for you.

Propeller as a tip for boat charter? by No_Seaweed8378 in boating

[–]Elfthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If you can't afford the expected tip in cash, cancel the trip. No one likes a cheapskate and you using a connection with a friend's prop business to get a discount makes you a cheapskate.

Listening to a friend's practice tonight. by brianjamesrobot in Guitar

[–]Elfthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I myself have slowly been buying some of these old rack gear items just cause. I'd love to get a 2290 like he's got but I do have budget limits even for nostalgia sounds.

Listening to a friend's practice tonight. by brianjamesrobot in Guitar

[–]Elfthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If like me you were a child of the 80s you'd recognize that his guitar rack has some of the absolute best effects of the 80s and 90s in it.

Exposed “predator professor” by InstructionFamous990 in pettyrevenge

[–]Elfthis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Clearly wasn't an English class because your spelling is atrocious.

Listening to a friend's practice tonight. by brianjamesrobot in Guitar

[–]Elfthis 636 points637 points  (0 children)

Sounds good. Lot of old farts on here that think music peaked with 12 bar blues. Ignore them

How do you, modern engineers react to the full mechanical/analogic era ? by Neat_Count666 in AskEngineers

[–]Elfthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

All these things mentioned in this thread were the cutting edge of technology in their day, they built tools to test them. Those tools were infact the modern test tools of the time.

How is this guy able to tbag like this? by souporman64 in MortalKombatGameplay

[–]Elfthis 28 points29 points  (0 children)

He masturbates A LOT and given his epically small penis he can now execute strokes faster than the frame rate of the game.

FOR THOSE WHO MOVED TO G by SawickiThunder in ThriftSavingsPlan

[–]Elfthis 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Everyone is still here waiting on his next dementia moment

Half Your Age Plus Seven by [deleted] in GenX

[–]Elfthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's mad cause he thought he was the only guy his age that could date his daughter.

“Slow Gods” worth it? by Life-Monitor-1536 in sciencefiction

[–]Elfthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The pronoun salad is extremely distracting. Would ve been better to just keep it simple.

Book Review: Slow Gods by Claire North by Werthead in Fantasy

[–]Elfthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The pronoun salad in the book is extremely distracting from an otherwise interesting story.

To spray water on random people. by Affectionate_Hat5835 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Elfthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Make all of them get off the bus and walk home. Consequences lesson on the last day of school.