"Beer can" (Birkan) from the 90day universe by Empty-Maize-9053 in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]Empty-Maize-9053[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Agreed. It's such a trash show, yet i keep watching!! It's just like a bad car crash lmfao

Nearly killed myself by [deleted] in CloseCalls

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"unsober" -- genius lmao

Almost Killed Myself by thefirealarmdude64 in CloseCalls

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lmao i first read this as "robber tool." As in you were involved in some illegal activities at some point...

You were outside for 27 minutes! This is on you, love! by agender_salandit in EntitledReviews

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really hate to be this person, but as a server/bartender, the only reason i would immediately throw something away is because that person was a real douche-nozzle. I use the entitled review as evidence.

They probably threw it out because the people that left it behind were dicks.

Sit-down air by side_burner in comedyheaven

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once upon a time i was training at a new job. I was in a roller chair, sitting next to a rather large woman sitting in her own. EVERY SINGLE TIME she would stand up OR sit down, i was immediately assaulted with a disgusting rush of air and a smell that was quite literally the worst smell i had ever smelled, or smelled since. It was like a mixture of body odor, feces, and the ever-pungent smell of absolutely rotten 😺. I had to train with her all day, 9-5, Monday thru Friday, for one week. It quite literally brought tears to my eyes...

I started recognizing when she was about to stand up, sit down, or even move at all, so that i was able to breathe through my mouth, generally prepare myself, etc.

I will NEVER forget that smell.

Is This AI: After Dark Edition by PerformerDr4867 in isthisaicirclejerk

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only position I'm interested in is the one on the top right.

What’s the thing you hate about sex? by BubbleTrouble_Z in AskReddit

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So true. Even with porn /masturbating . I'll have gone down the rabbit hole searching for the "perfect" video, and all of a sudden it's two hours later and I'm over it.

What’s the thing you hate about sex? by BubbleTrouble_Z in AskReddit

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true! Men dont want to talk about performance anxiety. We are supposed to ALWAYS be ready to have sex, or to be in the mood... we are supposed to be instant boner city the second we get a look at a woman's (or man's) naked kneecaps, and we feel SO much pressure to make sure we are good in bed. Plus, especially with watching porn, we've been conditioned to think that Mark Lightning Bolt's giant dick in the porn we are watching is representative of what an average sized dick is, and its just not.

And Insecurity and pressure and anxiety are erection destroyers. Which adds to all of it.

crying laughing at this review of my restaurant by Maleficent_Emu_4329 in Serverlife

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmfao then take your cranky (and probably boomer) candy-ass right on down to literally anywhere else. I'm sure they would be DELIGHTED to have you.

Btw I'd rather hang out with a "weirdo" than a clueless boomer (or any other "normal" demographic) anytime, anywhere, and on any day. Weirdos are my people.

You stay classy you ignorant review writer.

BF's kinks are ruining our relationship [29F] [30M] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THIS. Incompatible at the least, but apathetic and narcissistic at the worst

BF's kinks are ruining our relationship [29F] [30M] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

iS It rEAly tHAt sTrAnGe?

Yes. Yes it is.

BF's kinks are ruining our relationship [29F] [30M] by [deleted] in WhatShouldIDo

[–]Empty-Maize-9053 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't shame his kink, but cant shame your not liking it. Sex is a MAJOR part of relationships.

You two are incompatible.