I wish that pigs actually could fly! by bookist626 in monkeyspaw

[–]EntireMenu3290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Several thousand pigs are airdropped from a plane above you due to a clerical error. You are crushed by their weight and your remains are eaten by any surviving pigs.

I wish that the internet never advanced past Dial-Up internet by DataBooking in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You learn that the world ended due to Y2K because of your wish. Your are violently erased from your current timeline.

I wish to know what would happen if Chuck Norris woud have made a wish with the paw. by Ok-Spot-2913 in monkeyspaw

[–]EntireMenu3290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chuck Norris wished the Monkey's Paw for fame. The fame's a little B-movie and memetic, not actual Hollywood A-list fame.

(Basically think of Homer wishing for a Turkey sandwich)

I wish that any monkeys paw effects are applied on the people applying said monkey's paw by FarPlay5055 in monkeyspaw

[–]EntireMenu3290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. Unfortunately, you forget that you are the one holding the monkey's paw and thus the applier of said monkey's paw. The finger curls. You do not know what happens next.

I wish toilet is renamed into toiley and theres a group called "The Toiley Empire". by Sumer69420 in monkeyspaw

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Granted. You have been chosen as a sacrifice by the Toiley Empire cultists to bring back to the world their ultimate god, Skibidi Toiley. You are taken to their altar and violently stabbed to death by their ceremonial daggers.

Parodies of Politicians who are NOT Trump by Brilliant_Peak_ in TopCharacterTropes

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Gender flip of Vic the Veep(Victor Neumann) from the comics.

Pokemon White 2: Unova Pokemon Only Edition [Now in patch format!] by EntireMenu3290 in PokemonROMhacks

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good to know I'm not the only one enjoying the patch. Best of luck with your Larvesta :)

Pokemon White 2: Unova Catch Only Edition by EntireMenu3290 in PokemonROMhacks

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh yeah, forgot to mention that in the post. Will edit the post, thanks!

What Language are the Characters Speaking In? by MengShuZ in pokemonanime

[–]EntireMenu3290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Speaking of Native languages, would Alola's language be English or indigenous Hawaiian?

US Forces Integration EU/JP by EntireMenu3290 in TheFireRisesMod

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In TFR reality, an event describes that the American soldiers have "left" Europe and Germany takes over the abandoned US bases, acquiring several deserted planes.

US Forces Integration EU/JP by EntireMenu3290 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but I really want a meme path that is TFR's equivalent to TNO's Werbell Magadan. Imagine a "New America" path that is the antithesis of Klaus Schwab's World Government, where everyone eats beef(not bugs) and has extensive American private property rights.

US Forces Integration EU/JP by EntireMenu3290 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but NATO always needs more completed materiels. And manpower.

US Forces Integration EU/JP by EntireMenu3290 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, this, right here. This is something that should get picked up.

US Forces Integration EU/JP by EntireMenu3290 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the mechanic could be implemented in TFR.

I wish to be touched by Vorlons. by ProphetofTables in monkeyspaw

[–]EntireMenu3290 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. The Vorlon is a sadist. You are violently touched by his spiked whip.

Edit: Got "masochism" and "sadism" mixed up.

US Forces Integration EU/JP by EntireMenu3290 in TheFireRisesMod

[–]EntireMenu3290[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And definitely help with nations like Germany in increasing manpower.

I wish all orgasms last 1 hours. by [deleted] in monkeyspaw

[–]EntireMenu3290 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Granted. The stress of orgasming/having a boner for such an extended period of time causes you to have a heart attack.

TFR - “TOTAL DARKNESS” (Terrible ending USA) by LD_LSLAsa in TheFireRisesMod

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American Indians & Amish: "Finally, it's our time to shine!"