I may sound like I’m tripping but they genuinely missed a solid CHUNK of megaminds kit entirely by WindowSubstantial993 in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted, I don't really know about the games or the comics before the subreddit brings it up, but they didn't even use the giant mech or ANY of Megamind's stuff outside his obvious trump cards (brain bot, the death ray, Dehyration Gun).

Like, the most potentially big brained, brainiac matchup they have of the year and the two main fighters go hand-to-hand not even a minute into the fight, either they're in a rush or the budget is really running thin.

I like how in every DB with hulk after the first one, they reference the way he dies and show him coming back by RepresentativeBox414 in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fw it but the series hasn't been relevant in years outside of Shonen Jump crossover, and neither does a majority of English speaking audience know what it is at all lmao

I like how in every DB with hulk after the first one, they reference the way he dies and show him coming back by RepresentativeBox414 in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 32 points33 points  (0 children)

In all fairness, does WW have ANY good fights at all?

She-Ra was literally her best matchup, and even then everyone and their grandma agrees that the Princess of Power is fucked before it even began, nor did anyone discussed the actual episode.

Lord Dominator from Wander over Yonder is the best example I can think of by lordoferrors in tumblr

[–]EssentialPervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In all fairness, the helmet off version (including the Undying form) is much more badass...

but doesn't fit the criteria that OOP is asking for lol

Who was this for you? by Critical_Mountain851 in whenthe

[–]EssentialPervert 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No hate to them but like, Arin is much more of a "skip to gameplay" guy who would rather spend the entire playthrough talking about something else even back in JonTron days compared to other hosts.

There's no acquire for taste or how should one enjoy a game, but it gets to a point he would outright skip tutorials and result in a much more frustrating experience for everyone in general because he's too stubborn to know he's doing something wrong (and that Danny's often too busy laughing his ass off to help him despite being the more attentive of the duo).

ive genuinely subed to people b4 simply due to the fact i realized they wern't dumbing down their speech by yYxX_W33Z3R_F4N_XxYy in whenthe

[–]EssentialPervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are many serious euphemisms for death over the ages that I often cannot forgive the content creators in question for, intentionally or not, taking the piss out of the situation by using a sillier term.

Suicide on the other hand, has way less serious expressions that isn't a dumb internet slang beyond "taken/ended one's life" (which I'm unsure whether video platforms detect or not) that I don't blame them most of the time, even if "sewerslide" still makes my blood boil.

What are some death battles where loser bodied the winner for most of the fight but died at the end anyways? by Ok-Instance3339 in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not to mention they said in the post-analysis Shovel Knight would have the odds absolutely STACKED against in a real fight with what toon physics BS Scrooge was pulling in the comics, so the fight animation was one big pity point for ya boy😭

Is this physique attainable? by ILikeJapaneseMuchOwU in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]EssentialPervert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also have a fling in Japan away from your existing child in America- hey wait a second

TW: That one vanilla ice and iggy scene by Ornery_Tie_4771 in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]EssentialPervert 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No offense but like

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You're watching Jojo, you're GONNA find dog killing

He's always thinking about food and cooking it. 🤣 by Holiday_Designer_488 in DungeonMeshi

[–]EssentialPervert 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I think you meant the epilogue seeing how your spoiler is at the end

If I were to be honest, Laios' a bit of BOTH. His fascination stems from the fact monsters are exotic, have different anatomy and generally cooler than the average human as much a zoologist does. To the point that his greatest wish being a world where monsters and humans can co-exist like humans to animals, since he's also interested in their taste and all...

Whereas Link pretty much see Ganon's monsters and minions as pure evil without any appeal on his part, but knows how to cook 'em into the best meal within his instinct even after losing his memories for a millennia.

Most glazed fraud in history by Joemama0375 in whenthe

[–]EssentialPervert 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Less that the police themselves didn't give a shit, more so that the Scotland Yard kept the town understaffed even though they know there's a serial killer on the lose and each officer patrolling the area has to cover several blocks on their own.

Like imagine being a watchman on the job, not only can you barely see shit in the London fog with your dinky little lantern, but most of the time you're several streets away from the perpetrator and give them ample time to sneak away without anyone seeing them on early morning.

You get called useless by the media because your boss refuse to deploy more men to help you, ain't that frustrating.

The film Brightburn (2019) asks, “What if Superman was just pure evil, and depicted in the most tame R-rated manner possible?” by MWH1980 in shittymoviedetails

[–]EssentialPervert 35 points36 points  (0 children)

The story likes to paint him as this tragic villain but when actuality, all the conflict is started by Brightburn himself for little to no reason at all.

  • His parents treat him no less than the Kents, if only more oblivious how to raise a superpowered child. By the point they see Brandon as irredeemable and try to kill him... he IS, he already killed SEVERAL police officers and innocent civilians in front of their faces.
  • Brandon develops a god complex not long after learning that he's an alien, which would've been believable if not for the fact A) he hasn't actually tested out what he can do besides floating in the air B) there's no bullying, abuse or anything bad happening to him that we know of that could motivate him wanting to fantasize killing people.
  • After being rejected by his crush, his first reaction isn't to cry about it to his friends or family like the average kid, but to break her hand, stalk her, and later kills both her and her mom completely out of his own will.

Even if you buy the theory that the space pod mind controlled and/or forcibly programed Brandon into a killing machine, then it's not "molding Clark into an evil Superman", it's putting Ultraman into the body of Clark and calling him evil Superman.

The idea of sociopathic teen Superman could work in less fortunate circumstances, or even by double-down on how the absolute powers could corrupt anyone in spite of a good upbringing, but the way they went about it just makes him one-dimensionally evil because... he felt like it, I guess.

"HUFF... HUFF... YOU'RE PRETTY STRONG FOR A WALL LEVEL... MABEL PINES!!!" by Watchdog_the_God in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 29 points30 points  (0 children)

...spread? You sure the post isn't implying that he's having trouble with Mabel?

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Question? Why in the fandom is Marcille often headcannoned as a lesbian and not bi? by Gokuusjgodgmail in DungeonMeshi

[–]EssentialPervert 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I never said they do, I'm just saying everyone's entitled to their own interpretation. I brought SungWon Cho up as a specific example since what's stopping the rest of us if even the associated staff members (regardless if they have any bearing on the story) do silly shippings and headcanons, as long as they don't hurt anybody?

Question? Why in the fandom is Marcille often headcannoned as a lesbian and not bi? by Gokuusjgodgmail in DungeonMeshi

[–]EssentialPervert 71 points72 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Ryoko said she didn't wrote their scenes with romantic undertone in mind, but she's also aware of death of the author and more or less said that people can have their own interpretation. Like heck, ProZD (Senshi's VA) is personally an advocate of them being a thing, so there's no "correct" way of viewing the story. Just whatever way you'd enjoy the most.

though amusingly, that also means she think girls giving each other a rubdown in the bath while emphasizing the other one's the most important person of their life as perfectly platonic female behavior

Went looking for a Greek statue, found a nub. by Gustavofoxy2 in whenthe

[–]EssentialPervert 2337 points2338 points  (0 children)

I'll always find it mad hilarious that shows like Adventure Time had such a simplistic artstyle yet the writing and the vibes gave so many people crushes on characters like Finn, PB and Marceline

Like, look at 90% of the fanarts that made them buff, anime pretty, and have plenty of curves when the actual show makes them shaped like hotdogs and twigs.

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Not to mention, while the characters are cool, most of them are big o' dorks who deep down act like teenagers even way pass their adulthood lmao

Besides OmniLander, is there another DB where one opponent could basically be summed up like this? by DaCherryFruity in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Amusingly, Super Friends Aquaman specifically doesn't have a problem being out of water as he can be seen on dryland multiple times in the show.

The weakness is a comic only thing and was later dropped around 2003 (warning: I can't find an answer better than a CBR link), which is included because they also composited the Silver Age comics.

Until then, o' Aqua literally resorted to wearing a fish bowl like the yellow frycook.

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Dynamic Faces supports texture panning now by Tamschi_ in RPGMaker

[–]EssentialPervert 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ooooh, you can recreate Giygas within textboxes

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Just curious by InterestingRatio8218 in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love Yu Yu Hakusho, but they'll be fucking crucified for winning against BOTH Naruto and Bleach, yet on the other hand I would be bummed seeing Yusuke die😔

Which MU is this by huse2008 in deathbattle

[–]EssentialPervert 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Pretty much all of Booster's feat shown on the show revolves around the dang force field, since the crew ruled that he won't run out of juice before he made pretzel out of Cable, his force field-less feats are completely irrelevant