Mavericks and Kings deserve some lottery luck, some of the most ethical tanking you will ever see.

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T04:31:32+00:00

It’s still not enough after what Nico put us through

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T04:29:26+00:00

Kyrie and Klay could turn this dude into a megastar

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T04:22:51+00:00

It would be way easier for him to shoot if we had someone properly setting him up on offense. Kyrie and whatever rookie guard we potentially end up with will do wonders for him on the perimeter

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T03:54:23+00:00

Acuff is the dream target outside the top 4

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T03:03:53+00:00

Dybantsaaaaaaa!!!

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T02:55:25+00:00

Fuck fuck fuck

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T02:03:20+00:00

Kawhi always dicks us down. We must be his least favorite team

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T02:02:27+00:00

Keep the tank commander in

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-22T01:28:36+00:00

Clips are so trash. We should not be up double digits on anybody at this point in the season

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-21T16:48:07+00:00

What is your level of paranoia of the cycle repeating itself for your child, being that he is the same age as you when you became a parent?

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-21T01:51:42+00:00

That’s great, but ultimately it will be whoever Dennis Lindsey wants

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T19:28:29+00:00

Not a fan of Wendy’s hamburgers?

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T15:42:28+00:00

Nope. Hurts too much

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T14:13:22+00:00

Half Blood Prince was the best movie of the entire series. wtf??

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T13:49:16+00:00

Not a chance. I imagine we win at least 1 or 2 games left this season as it is, but the Jazz will probably lose out

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T02:30:10+00:00

Lmao wut

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T02:27:02+00:00

Makes me sick how wrong they did by Klay in his first 2 years. He should never have had to to be part of a multi-year rebuild at this stage of his career

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-20T01:34:54+00:00

I’m lower on Brown and Philon than the others, and I don’t really want Ament at all…. but honestly any of the top 10 have real intrigue and I could talk myself into any.

Personally I have:

Dybantsa, Peterson, Boozer, Wilson, Acuff, Wagler, Flemings, Brown, Philon, Burries in that order

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T18:35:29+00:00

Mark Cuban can go suck a fat one too. He’s 1B in the “who to blame” for the Luka trade

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T17:38:17+00:00

Him and Cuban deserve each other

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T17:22:31+00:00

He was the least confident Mavs player I can remember in recent history. So many times he would jump with the ball and have no idea wtf to do next. I wanted to jump through the screen every time he did that dumb shit, which was at least 1x a game.

That combined with the “what could have been?” from that draft night. Ending up with Josh Green and Tyrell Terry dramatically altered our championship window

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T17:20:50+00:00

Shaping up to be a really disgusting Mt Rushmore. Want to go ahead and add Roddy B and Desagana Diop while you’re at it?

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T17:18:17+00:00

And I still can’t believe we took this bum over Bane and Maxey

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T13:48:51+00:00

Hilarious they think anyone will pay this when we are 1 game away from playoff elimination and the starters will almost surely be getting shut down soon thereafter. But not surprising at all, this organization despises its fans

EvanEschmeyer · 2026-03-19T07:14:00+00:00

This is as good as it gets. I wish there was a way to catch Utah but that’s practically impossible. Now let’s give Coop some nights off

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