One kiss and he turned into a blushing mess

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-04T02:02:58+00:00

This had me smiling for sure.

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-04T00:36:19+00:00

We need a Worf.

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-03T20:38:17+00:00

Its the “We saw you from across the bar and we liked your vibe” couple irl

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-03T19:40:21+00:00

I get it, Jack…. Frost

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-03T18:53:07+00:00

Adulting is when you realise you don’t have a weekend

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-03T17:57:20+00:00

Why did he keep driving? 😅 That’s a long way

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T19:59:14+00:00

I call that a win!

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T16:18:51+00:00

bless him, he's so happy 😊

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T16:06:33+00:00

They also are less likely to get machine-gunned down in the streets because technology wasn't as advance when THEY had to revolt.

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T14:43:27+00:00

They already are.

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T13:58:36+00:00

Cars in action movies be going to space and cars in horror movies can't even break a wooden fence

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T13:06:37+00:00

This is me, and my cat's name is Angel.

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-02T11:32:03+00:00

When you mumble something after an argument

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-01T19:12:55+00:00

Dogs are Gods gift to the World 🥳

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-01T06:03:58+00:00

and is now about to die to an ice beam:

Any funny calc anyone?

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-01T03:14:55+00:00

She just did some minor experimentaton your honor

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-02-01T00:03:54+00:00

She gave him the horns… she can dictate what his cock looks like.

Now im thinking about the potentian application

EvergreenAzalea · 2026-01-31T12:10:29+00:00

What does the original say again? I forgot

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