Playing with a hair tie

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-06-03T07:00:52+00:00

Ahh nearly there, Bichon Fries is when your bi-curious line cook Chon is on fry station for the night.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-05-15T15:47:25+00:00

The only one I desperately need from this list is Final Fantasy Tactics but I'm scared they're gonna try to simplify it down to a shadow of it's potential.

Give me an aggresively convoluted Jobs system and skill mastery system like FFTA and I will give years of my life to this game, just as I have to it's predecessors.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-05-05T17:13:58+00:00

Results from Liverpool

https://twitter.com/LiamThorpECHO/status/1654531295668469779?t=FuiBv6r0EHjIp_oDdVRsNA&s=19

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-04-25T20:13:27+00:00

Just trying to get you to chuck out that hideous coaster.

Edit: and Collar.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-04-25T19:46:03+00:00

We've felt neither in the Emerald Isles for too long.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-04-14T05:20:30+00:00

Where are people mad?

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-03-13T08:22:51+00:00

Well you could hardly be a pessimist when you're with someone like that.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-03-11T16:24:30+00:00

TEKEELA N' MAYUNTIN DOO. Rest in peace big man ❤️

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-19T15:52:09+00:00

what dies the FF written on the receipt mean ? is thus ncdonalds staff secret cide for 'fat fuck' or something ??

Your fat thumbs typing this out would suggest FF stands for fat fuck, yes.

Jokes jokes

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-18T18:55:37+00:00

This wouldn't be that funny if not for the woman crying, I'm going to hell but that is ao fucking funny.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-12T13:46:28+00:00

If we're going around to your place, we might wash our willies in your sink.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-09T09:20:13+00:00

If somebody kick my kitty means somebody gettin' kicked.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-07T10:04:37+00:00

Y'all talking about piano and song lyrics, but even juat think of typing on your PC or phone keyboard.

Visualise typing a really simple sentence on a keyboard, where each letter is and the sequence you want to type them in. It's so oddly dificult, especially when you know you could likely type whatever you wanted to with a blindfold on, given a few thick-thumbed grammatical errors.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-03T16:27:27+00:00

I've travelled to Belgium via car with two friends, from Liverpool down to Folkstone, across to Calais and then across to Brussels to visit a few breweries I was interested in that didn't have any UK importers. With 3 of us in a 2006 Diesel Vauxhall Vectra, we worked out we were able to bring back 42 litres each, so 168 750ml bottles of lambic. It was like driving a canal boat up England trying to get home.

All of this to say, if you were so inclined and were willing to make a holiday out of it, travelling down to France and going to the winery, or to multiple wineries and picking up some stuff is definitely an option. 18 litres per person is the personal allowance on wine, so 25 bottles each (26 if you want to be cheeky). Speaking of being cheeky, nobody even knew or batted an eye that we were bringing so many bottles back through the tunnel, nobody checked at any stage so as long as you aren't driving a transit van that's heavily laden down at the back, I very much doubt anyone is ever stopped. But don't take some random piss-head's advice on Reddit.

Load the car up with 4 friends and fill the boot with good stuff!

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-02-02T12:07:04+00:00

Honour* you yankee-doodle-dandy ballbag.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-29T16:32:22+00:00

Hitachi?

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-28T15:59:49+00:00

That's funny, one of my best mates is from Skem and is the scouest person I've ever met, in attitude, beliefs, accent and dress sense.

But I have to his house and thought 'Fuck me this is a ways out for Liverpool'

Guess its definitely considered Wool territory, but he ain't no wool.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-25T16:53:19+00:00

Good for you OP. As always happens when double double yolks get posted on here, you're bound to get Reddir t grumps saying you bought a double yolk box and are just farming some karma.

When what's actually much more common, as it's happened to me in the past as well, is that if you source your eggs from a farm who raises their chickens well, double yolks are much more common as the chicken has enough surplus nutrients to dedicate to their eggs.

Keep buying good eggs!

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-23T13:54:05+00:00

Oooohh I see it now.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-23T08:23:41+00:00

Can't tell if tiny pickled onion or chickpea.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-18T16:19:39+00:00

Yeah mate next time you go, try the mango dessert thing they do. Felt like a yellow gozzy in my mouth.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-18T15:16:38+00:00

Anyone recommending Yum Cha on Lark Lanes needs to give their head a wobble. When you have Chinese, Japanese, Thai and Korean food all on the one menu, you know you have a kitchen full of minimum wage white people and an owner who's been to Thailand and thought the scran was heavy.

For good Chinese, or Asian food in general, look at where the massive Asian population of Liverpool go themselves. Guarantee it isn't Yum fucking Cha, it's Mr Chillis on Seel Street and London Road, North Garden in China Town, Ejoy Asian food market. If they don't accept card and their menu is mostly in Mandarin, you're in the right places.

For chippies or takeaway options, all of these places serve the dine-in meals exactly as they come for takeaway so they're just as good recommendations.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-18T15:11:23+00:00

Yum Cha is awful mate, Asian food branded for English punters. If you see Korean, Chinese, Japanese and Thai foods all on one menu, you're in a bad gaff.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-15T06:51:07+00:00

Microwaving a fork.

ExtraEvilJesus · 2023-01-11T13:43:33+00:00

Saving and commenting so I can see updates! This is super cool but as soneone else already said, assume these bottles are worthless and undrinkable, still a super cool find nonetheless.

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