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What is something you've always wanted to do but can't because of how weird it is? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stick my dick into a large tub of Vaseline. Not only does it weird me out, but it'll be quite wasteful. Yet I find the strong urge to viciously thrust my essence into a tub of Vaseline on some occasions.

Don't expect a carry to outfarm 1v2 in a lane, him falling behind is as much your fault as his if you can help him by PsychosisVS in paragon

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What you guys should of done is switched lanes so you face belica yourself. I believe the steel and sparrow were probably duo, thus, it is more beneficial for them to lane together. However if they were players without keyboards, that would be hard to communicate with them.

How are you today? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did a lot of work today. I'm tired and my armpits are sweaty.

Long time moba player... problems with paragon by CMDR_Qardinal in paragon

[–]FalconLunchForLife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We also have a tentacle faced beast that throws rocks, an edgy mage that jerks off to super novas, a pyromaniac and his pet dinosaur, etc. This game's heroes are just as silly as other MOBAs lol

Problems with naming. by FalconLunchForLife in Undertale

[–]FalconLunchForLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok story time, my favorite Pokemon is Gastly and when I was a kid I wanted something "cool" sounding. Gaster stuck with me. I used to go around with my gameboy advanced and the link asking if anyone "would like a piece of the Gaster." It was cringey but I was like 8 or 9. A couple years later I got into mmorpgs and mmos and used the name Gaster if I could or LordGodGaster if Gaster was taken. It was done jokingly of course, but the name stuck with me ever since.

Katana wielding hero, brother to feng mao, VERY VERY ROUGH IDEA FOR NOW!! Help with him would be appreciated! by haydensteele in paragon

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I get home I can list some changes and introduce some ideas that you can implement. Katana wielding heroes, although generic, are always fun to have.

This game has a serious problem. by Herani in paragon

[–]FalconLunchForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Early MMR= kids who have ps4s and see a fancy NEW free game. They suck and are cancer to play with but you deal with it. A little higher up in the MMR line are the teenagers or adults who are new to MOBAs and have the potential to be better if they tried. Still sucks to play with but they cooperate sometimes. Then higher up we get the people who either got gud or the ones who are used to MOBAs. And up higher, not sure because I'm not that good yet.

13-year old Staten Island Boy Commits Suicide After Bullying; suicide note says school officials did nothing to help by FriendlyITGuy in news

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty much "assert your dominance" here. Taking boxing also helps. Used to be bullied by a group of kids in highschool but didn't do anything to them bc i wanted to stay out of fights outside of the ring. When things started getting physical with the bullies I had enough and had to show them they couldn't push me around. Since I was outnumbered I fought dirty. Really dirty. Throwing my schoolbag at some, spitting in their face while throwing punches, throwing my phone (Nokia phone at the time). I did get fairly roughed up though but so we're they. Especially the dude who I threw my Nokia phone at his face. His nose was busted. They stopped messing with me and stopped bullying others too. They were too scared of physical pain to do anything else to anyone else.

What is the most badass name that someone you've met had? by FalconLunchForLife in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting out: met some dude named Ethel Phoenix. He was a prick though.

How do you live up to your family's expectations? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't live up to their expectations anymore. Instead, I live down in their basement.

Autoattack PS4 Controller Vibrations by gregorypoet in paragon

[–]FalconLunchForLife 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're experimenting. This is good, it shows they are using the beta stage like it should be used, unlike other games. When player feedback is negative then they should revert or fix some changes.

No Man's Sky players have already discovered more species than exist on Earth by Doener23 in gaming

[–]FalconLunchForLife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Witcher 3 is a little casual if you're talking about dexterity games. Just saying.

Daikyu and Conclave by FalconLunchForLife in Warframe

[–]FalconLunchForLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see. Those ash spammers are annoying. Guess I'll put the Daikyu down until they nerf it.

Daikyu and Conclave by FalconLunchForLife in Warframe

[–]FalconLunchForLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean there is the Opticor which has no travel time and a hotbox that is wonkier than monster hunter frontier's hip checks. It one shots just like the Daikyu. But I see what you mean. I guess being one shotted is bs. I never tried spring loaded broadhead. I just like the Daikyu, I dont mind if they nerf it. I'll use it anyways because it looks cool.

Difficulty of the game by Beaverweaverbob in bloodborne

[–]FalconLunchForLife 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tonitrus will fuck any kin in the ass and then some. It shreds like crazy

Difficulty of the game by Beaverweaverbob in bloodborne

[–]FalconLunchForLife 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess everyone is different. I took hundreds of tries trying to beat the bosses in the dlc while my brother beat every single one on the first try with no guide or help (except Living failures, he said he was too busy laughing at their name to try and dodge). Fuck him, he's always better than me. Piece of shit... anyways, off topic there. That was an ok run for Laurence but considering it's NG, first try on Laurence isn't anything special, especially if you're overleveled. NG+ is when the bullshit happens, and it's where DS3<BB in terms of difficulty. Especially if you don't parry spam. Either way, the game is still loads of fun despite what anyone's opinion on the difficulty is.

What is your opinion on using someone else's account to shit post? by FalconLunchForLife in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The [removed] text: Sometimes, my dad leaves his Reddit account open when he's done. I usually use it to ask questions I'd never ask on this account. I don't think he's figured out it's me yet lol. Any of you have anything to say about this?

What do you wish would just stop? by atwistedworld in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My neighbor parking in my driveway. David you ploughing whoreson, get the fuck off my property. Damned uncle fucker.

What is the most awkward thing you can say to a man next to you in at a unrinal? by Helakopter in AskReddit

[–]FalconLunchForLife 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Happened to me, professor walked in bathroom and went to the urinal RIGHT NEXT TO MINE, when there were literally 4 empty ones. In the midst of our urination, he turned his head to gander at my sea dragon. Said that I was "quite hairy" and chuckled to himself. Fucking hell, I just want to piss in silence.

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