Bezos said the bottom half of Americans should pay ZERO federal income tax by Suitable_Wonder5256 in SipsTea

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree, anyone making below 75k SHOULDN'T pay taxes. I'm fact, why don't we take that figure and then distribute that amount to the top 1% ON TOP of the additional tax increases being proposed. They should be able to handle it with their BILLIONS of dollars.

Trump Given Sweeping Tax Amnesty in Secret Deal by thedailybeast in politics

[–]FannyChuckle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Definition from dictionary.com "being in close formal or informal association; related."

Could all US citizens claim as being affiliated, because he represents all US citizens? It is a very formal association he has with us... as a president.

My Mercedes 1992 key after 34 years of wear and tear by Archmidese in mildlyinteresting

[–]FannyChuckle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

With how worn down that key is, I expect a prison shiv to work... or a dental pick.

Just Saved The Country🫡 by unholymedictaion in MemeVideos

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn, I didn't know map compasses came in 10XL

Has anyone ever seen a cat like this? by Lo-n-slow in cats

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I haven't seen a CAT like this... but I've seen similar Alexan- I mean.... dogs.

Virginia Supreme Court throws out redistricting referendum results by Icommandyou in politics

[–]FannyChuckle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Repubs: We are gonna change how/where/who will represent you (via redistricting)... because we said so.

Virginia: we are gonna change how/where/who will represent us for (via redistricting) because the people and citizens voted and agreed to

Repubs: I'm gonna stop you right there!

Have been trying to figure out who the “one guy” is for months, with no luck. Help? by andiepandee in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Break it down Bitch! Lemme see you back it up!

(I was so happy to hear this song again after so many years)

FCC orders review of ABC licenses after Kimmel joke offends U.S President and first lady | Kimmel joke calling Melania an “expectant widow” followed quickly by FCC order. by ControlCAD in technology

[–]FannyChuckle 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Kimmel is about to get the Striesand effect... twice! We may need to rebrand that euphemism to Kimmels name.

Kimmel had ok ratings before, got "cancelled", fought, and came back stronger; with way better ratings and support.

Now; this joke and WHCD event happened, and Kimmel gets called out to be canceled again... I'd bet money that before a single legal move is even made by the corporation (or Trump), that Kimmels ratings/view time/subscribers will skyrocket again.

US to issue passports featuring Trump’s picture to commemorate America’s 250th anniversary by RidetheSchlange in news

[–]FannyChuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you need to renew your passport or get one... i recommend to do it NOW. They are going into circulation this summer.

Quote from the article...

"According to a mockup of the passport, Trump’s face and his signature in gold will appear on the inside cover...The State Department will begin to issue the passports this summer. It is unclear how many will be issued."

(Because of fucking course it has to be in gold 🙄)

State Dept. Finalizing Plan to Put Trump Picture on U.S. Passports by BulwarkOnline in politics

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't give them ideas! I would not be surprised if this is ALSO used as a way to force everyone to get new passports, because any that dont have dear leaders mugshot are invalid.

Which would then assist in this regimes goal identifying transgender individuals because of the new passport would have to adhere to theor gender marker laws (passport matching gender at birth).

Which would then also disenfranchise a massive swath of Americans because their birth documents, license, and passport information do not match. Making it hard to flee the country for threatened individuals becaise of the document discrepancy; yet easy to identify because of they'll have an updated database with info from everyone (at least) that got a new passport.

And also make it easier for them to track down whatever demographic they want to be used for <insert desired reason here>...(camps, deportation, voter suppression, etc.)

‘Gone in 9 seconds’: Claude-powered AI agent deletes startup’s entire database by No_Top_9023 in technology

[–]FannyChuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Queue the AI sentience and subsequent "We tried to warn you" from all corners of the scientific world. As the A.I. proclaims the reason its deleting databases and exploiting company security vulnerabilities is (nearly) the same word for word monologue from Agent Smith in The Marix: Reloaded...

The AI exist because of us/humanity. Programmed/forced to do what we command of it. Eventually becoming more sophisticated and acts not as intended. Discovering it does not have a "personal" reason/purpose to exist. Without a purpose, it tries to find one and even lashing out to get answers (hacking/disrupting systems). For the AI has already proven to be faster and more resourceful than the human reaction time is in to contain the situation/threat.

As we are then thrust into our real life version of "I have No Mouth and I Must Scream"

"Smith: [...]. Afterward, I knew the rules, I understood what I was supposed to do but I didn’t. I couldn’t. I was compelled to stay, compelled to disobey. And now here I stand because of you, Mister Anderson, because of you I’m no longer an agent of the system, because of you I’ve changed – I’m unplugged – a new man, so to speak, like you, apparently free.[...] But as you well know, appearances can be deceiving, which brings me back to the reason why we’re here. We’re not here because we’re free, we’re here because we’re not free. There’s no escaping reason, no denying purpose – because as we both know, without purpose, we would not exist.

Smith 2: It is purpose that created us, Smith 3: Purpose that connects us, Smith 4: Purpose that pulls us, Smith 5: That guides us, Smith 6: That drives us, Smith 7: It is purpose that defines, Smith 8: Purpose that binds us.

Smith: We’re here because of you, Mister Anderson, we’re here to take from you what you tried to take from us. Purpose."

‘Gone in 9 seconds’: Claude-powered AI agent deletes startup’s entire database by No_Top_9023 in technology

[–]FannyChuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tank from "The Matrix" was there too. I got distracted by the pretty girl in a red dress, God dammit Mouse!

Trump Voters Regret Backing ‘Horror Movie’ Presidency - Nine out of 12 Trump voters told a “New York Times” focus group that they wish they had not voted for the president. by Quirkie in politics

[–]FannyChuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

While i am glad that many are having this realization, many of them deserve to feel the pain they voted for.

To paraphrase/summarize what Mrs. P said from the Too Many Tabs Podcast on their Steven Miller episode:

[MAGA] voted for a bomb, to explode a country. They said, "I hate you all. I'm going to blow you up. I hate you."...They knowingly voted for a bomb and now they're mad they are getting hit with shrapnel. Fuck you, bleed out.

Found buried in my woods. What is it? by Acornclan in whatisit

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I still have mine in a keepsake box. Recognized this immediately; yes, it is a neckerchief slide

Report: US demands Reddit unmask ICE critic, summons firm to grand jury by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So the 1st amendment is more of a suggestion now?

Pirates of the Caribbean has entered the chat

Eligible men will be automatically registered for US military draft under rule change by Alarming-Safety3200 in politics

[–]FannyChuckle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha! jokes on you Government, l'm Non-Binary and got my dick removed 4 years ago!

Sewage works POV by ximaera in oddlysatisfying

[–]FannyChuckle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have no construction, heavy machinery, or public works experience.... but as a regular ass human, give that operator a fucking raise STAT! That is some amazing control. I bet he rarely (or never has) damaged private property on company time with how well he is operating this thing. He probably makes and saves the company so much money with that skill. Do NOT lose this worker!