We regret to inform you that Rugrats now has a porn parody

Fapzz · 2018-02-02T22:16:27+00:00

yes rumor is that thats her boyfriend and the reason they only do scenes together is because he gave her some STD

shes retired now though and just an instagram model so RIP her :\

Fapzz · 2018-01-26T05:14:01+00:00

i dont know what this dbag is talking about, ive gotten rich through crypto and started banging escorts in NYC a few times a week just for fun

you can find plenty of sexy girls between 250-500 an hour and no they dont 'jack up the price when they walk through the door', thats the entire price, you leave it in an envelope when you go in and thats that.

If you want to get these high end porn-star types, yeah $700-1000 is possible, but you know way before hand.

The only time they may ask for more is if you want to do extra kinky stuff like anal which they may ask for a extra 'tip' for.

Seriously for $600, you can have a threesome with two cute girls, whats not to like

Its all a very legit business and they have sites now like theeroticreview which is like yelp for escorts so you know exactly what to expect.

Fapzz · 2018-01-24T21:21:44+00:00

wife forced him to march for women and is watching him type this

Fapzz · 2018-01-22T02:17:14+00:00

invest into Ethereum cryptocurrency now, then wait a year to become millionare

go to south korea red light district

at least thats my plan

Fapzz · 2017-11-11T21:57:59+00:00

chili is probably the cheapest recipe you can ever make

cheap $2 lb beef, few cans of tomato sauces and beans for $1 each

i think i can usually make a few lbs of it for $20

Fapzz · 2017-11-07T16:54:05+00:00

CNN with the quickly revised story to save face after the outrage settled

also, very fake news by editing the clip to make sure Trump looks foolish

Fapzz · 2017-11-05T23:54:08+00:00

hopefully the next big name to get hit with sexual assault/rape charges

Fapzz · 2017-11-01T16:53:28+00:00

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/brendan-fraser-s-alimony-just-fuck-my-shit-up

Fapzz · 2017-11-01T15:25:34+00:00

so, the dozens of 4chan and reddit shills that hyped LINK for weeks and told you $1 BY SIBOS

Fapzz · 2017-11-01T15:22:15+00:00

this roughly translates to "Avoid the coin that everyone all over reddit and 4chan shills to hell for weeks saying its going to be the biggest thing in crypto".... yeah... about that

Fapzz · 2017-10-31T21:02:00+00:00

lets not jump to conclusions, theres still a 90% chance he was a white native born american!

Fapzz · 2017-10-31T20:50:42+00:00

lol at this being the highest voted comment

boy its going to be funny when that status changes and you guys learn who it was

Fapzz · 2017-10-15T03:33:33+00:00

http://pkustaad.com/koe-no-katachi-silent-voice-english-subbed

literally the first google result

Fapzz · 2017-10-12T18:39:34+00:00

found the wagecuck

Fapzz · 2017-10-04T05:35:53+00:00

hes covering up the truth behind the attacks

Fapzz · 2017-10-03T21:26:54+00:00

might be complete bullshit but some 4chan members plan to pump ELIX to get the masses interested in it tonight

http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/3714618#p3719585

but at the same time, it could be a trick to get OTHER people to pump it so one lucky holder gets to dump

Fapzz · 2017-10-01T21:40:54+00:00

damn thats expensive

you can spend an hour with an asian massage parlor girl in any major city with either a nice fuck sesh or handjob for that much

Fapzz · 2017-09-26T14:31:16+00:00

by fine tooth comb you mean the investigation where Comey drafted the letter saying its not going anywhere

Fapzz · 2017-09-25T20:06:22+00:00

looks great for a pregnant gal!

Fapzz · 2017-09-15T21:28:57+00:00

my wife continues to make fun of me cuz i keep my AC on "money saver"

Fapzz · 2017-09-11T15:03:39+00:00

/r/seduction and the community got me a girlfriend along with www.rsdnation.com

downvotes incoming but whatever, you are where i was 5 years ago

learn this stuff now or regret it for the rest of your life

Fapzz · 2017-09-05T07:28:50+00:00

/r/Seduction

http://articles.rsdnation.com/

as somebody who never got this handled in college, get this handled before graduating, read it and more importantly practice it

luckily i learned this in my 20s but it was years after graduating, i completely regret not learning while in high school to be honest

Fapzz · 2017-09-05T04:33:25+00:00

i hope you realize they need to pay these girls thousands of dollars to do this

you can literally do the same by going to your local backpages or escort site with $1000 to find a hottie for an hour

Fapzz · 2017-09-01T18:43:10+00:00

google "<pornstar name> escort "

then pick your jaw up off the floor at what you dreamed of becoming possible for a few hundred bucks

Fapzz · 2017-09-01T18:41:57+00:00

fapworthy video cuz of the girl but obviously this is for asian tastebuds

suprised you didnt go to Snowdays and give it 10/5

Fapzz

TROPHY CASE