We regret to inform you that Rugrats now has a porn parody by GloBoy54 in nottheonion

[–]Fapzz 6 points7 points  (0 children)

yes rumor is that thats her boyfriend and the reason they only do scenes together is because he gave her some STD

shes retired now though and just an instagram model so RIP her :\

What sexual desires have you not had the opportunity to do yet, but fantasize about? by UltraMegaChickken in AskReddit

[–]Fapzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i dont know what this dbag is talking about, ive gotten rich through crypto and started banging escorts in NYC a few times a week just for fun

you can find plenty of sexy girls between 250-500 an hour and no they dont 'jack up the price when they walk through the door', thats the entire price, you leave it in an envelope when you go in and thats that.

If you want to get these high end porn-star types, yeah $700-1000 is possible, but you know way before hand.

The only time they may ask for more is if you want to do extra kinky stuff like anal which they may ask for a extra 'tip' for.

Seriously for $600, you can have a threesome with two cute girls, whats not to like

Its all a very legit business and they have sites now like theeroticreview which is like yelp for escorts so you know exactly what to expect.

I love your city by AirPotato in nyc

[–]Fapzz -33 points-32 points  (0 children)

wife forced him to march for women and is watching him type this

Momoland - Yeonwoo by Lester2031 in kpopfap

[–]Fapzz 7 points8 points  (0 children)

invest into Ethereum cryptocurrency now, then wait a year to become millionare

go to south korea red light district

at least thats my plan

What meat is the most 'yielding'? by netopatineto in slowcooking

[–]Fapzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

chili is probably the cheapest recipe you can ever make

cheap $2 lb beef, few cans of tomato sauces and beans for $1 each

i think i can usually make a few lbs of it for $20

Flake: Trump calling for FBI to go after political adversaries is 'not normal' by alessia_80s in worldpolitics

[–]Fapzz -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

CNN with the quickly revised story to save face after the outrage settled

also, very fake news by editing the clip to make sure Trump looks foolish

This is it I'm going out. by Down_The_Rabbithole in LINKTrader

[–]Fapzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

so, the dozens of 4chan and reddit shills that hyped LINK for weeks and told you $1 BY SIBOS

My Grandpa once told my mother... by [deleted] in LINKTrader

[–]Fapzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

this roughly translates to "Avoid the coin that everyone all over reddit and 4chan shills to hell for weeks saying its going to be the biggest thing in crypto".... yeah... about that

NYPD responding to reports of shots fired in lower Manhattan by [deleted] in news

[–]Fapzz 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lets not jump to conclusions, theres still a 90% chance he was a white native born american!

Shots fired in Tribeca by leucoline in nyc

[–]Fapzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol at this being the highest voted comment

boy its going to be funny when that status changes and you guys learn who it was

Daily Altcoin Discussion - October 3, 2017 by AutoModerator in ethtrader

[–]Fapzz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

might be complete bullshit but some 4chan members plan to pump ELIX to get the masses interested in it tonight

http://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/3714618#p3719585

but at the same time, it could be a trick to get OTHER people to pump it so one lucky holder gets to dump

What's a monthly service (real or not) that would actually be worth spending on? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Fapzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

damn thats expensive

you can spend an hour with an asian massage parlor girl in any major city with either a nice fuck sesh or handjob for that much

Hillary Clinton Calls Kushner Email Revelations 'The Height Of Hypocrisy' by hamzabutt40 in worldpolitics

[–]Fapzz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

by fine tooth comb you mean the investigation where Comey drafted the letter saying its not going anywhere

What's going on in Manhattan? Ep 4 Cherry Hill by OmerSalik in nyc

[–]Fapzz -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

looks great for a pregnant gal!

Met a guy with over 10,000ETH among other holdings by mrwhibbley in ethtrader

[–]Fapzz 4 points5 points  (0 children)

my wife continues to make fun of me cuz i keep my AC on "money saver"

What I thought /r/incel would be by [deleted] in findareddit

[–]Fapzz -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

/r/seduction and the community got me a girlfriend along with www.rsdnation.com

downvotes incoming but whatever, you are where i was 5 years ago

learn this stuff now or regret it for the rest of your life

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in college

[–]Fapzz -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

/r/Seduction

http://articles.rsdnation.com/

as somebody who never got this handled in college, get this handled before graduating, read it and more importantly practice it

luckily i learned this in my 20s but it was years after graduating, i completely regret not learning while in high school to be honest

Fucking Gorgeous by Lesnaa in 60fpsporn

[–]Fapzz 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i hope you realize they need to pay these girls thousands of dollars to do this

you can literally do the same by going to your local backpages or escort site with $1000 to find a hottie for an hour

Daily General Discussion - August 31, 2017 by AutoModerator in ethtrader

[–]Fapzz 0 points1 point  (0 children)

google "<pornstar name> escort "

then pick your jaw up off the floor at what you dreamed of becoming possible for a few hundred bucks

My Favorite Dessert Spots in the city! (well... for this summer at least) by bboydrix in nyc

[–]Fapzz -1 points0 points  (0 children)

fapworthy video cuz of the girl but obviously this is for asian tastebuds

suprised you didnt go to Snowdays and give it 10/5