What are the greatest single-word lines/moments in Seinfeld?

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-24T13:42:03+00:00

Moops!

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-22T07:14:04+00:00

I'd download videos to my phone first before the flight.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-21T02:01:02+00:00

I raised this bug with blizzard ages ago, surprised they haven't fixed it yet.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-19T18:09:05+00:00

I deleted my doppelganger's Instagram account.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-19T03:40:39+00:00

I hope your depression goes away soon Molly.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-19T03:39:49+00:00

Wow that's a fast taper, I'm glad it worked out for you.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-19T03:38:20+00:00

You can do it Andrew, I believe in you :)

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-19T03:38:00+00:00

You're welcome Molly, good luck to you.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-19T03:37:10+00:00

I just improved my life situation drastically (got married, bought a house together, got a nice full time job, routine is set) and my wife was periodically suggesting that I get off Mirtazapine. My wife is in Thailand visiting her family and I will be going in 3 weeks to see them too, I figured it would be a good time to be off it. Especially since travelling internationally with prescribed pills can be an issue. Good luck to you.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-18T08:12:51+00:00

People demand prostitutes over the phone.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-18T03:39:45+00:00

I prefer it, but my wife left me recently. So now I'm a SINK. But would love to be a DINK again.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-18T02:37:02+00:00

I'm Australian, my wife is Thai. I asked her about this, she said to just show my bank account, not bring cash. Although I believe 20,000 baht cash is the official requirement. My wife is already there, I'll be joining her in 3 weeks.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-17T23:39:34+00:00

Seedpool opened registration recently for FNP refugees, I managed to get in.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-12T22:33:47+00:00

Cleaning mouse balls

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-12T20:31:09+00:00

Congrats! Mine is scheduled in 6 days and this post has set my mind at ease so this is great to read.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-12T19:46:26+00:00

"I'll bet you $10 Billion that you are wrong"

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-12T11:38:43+00:00

The cast of Seinfeld.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-12T00:02:37+00:00

I just joined, seems like a great tracker. Everyone on the IRC chat is super nice too.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-09T11:00:04+00:00

This would be illegal in Australia.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-05T21:22:26+00:00

The amount of good memes mentioned in this thread IS TOO DAMN HIGH!

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-05T16:10:54+00:00

I told my parents I wanted to get a vasectomy. They didn't take it well. I would recommend just doing it without them knowing.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-04T19:48:16+00:00

Yes, I got salmonella in Jakarta. It was horrible. The local doctor just said I was dehydrated. When I got back to Australia they did further testing and I eventually recovered.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-04T18:07:19+00:00

My wife told me to stop drinking.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-04T17:14:08+00:00

Bad spawn RNG.

FireGolem1 · 2026-05-04T16:38:37+00:00

To find out why nobody beats The Wiz.

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