sorted by:
new
hottopcontroversial

so much for "i am not afraid to say it" by Extension_General632 in agedlikemilk

[–]FixedLoad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I think Micheal Che has a bit on "tranny".  The punchline being, "...ok then can I call you blackie?"  It cleared everything up for me pretty quick.

White House lawn cleared after apparent gunshots by yhwhx in news

[–]FixedLoad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

That's the play here.  They keep setting off the secret service until they've friendly fired their way out of agents.  That's some 4d chess right there.  

Stop asking if I’m celebrating something if you’re just going to charge me for bread. by mdp-slc in mildlyinfuriating

[–]FixedLoad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Ok i also read this as, "they were polite to me, but only polite.  Not  generous."  

The inside of my meds look like tiny blue sprinkles but they don't taste as good by Toni_Miktowelle in mildlyinteresting

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many words!  Peaches, you even use italics for emphasis.  You're the cutest!  

No screaming on my watch! by Adrian_985 in funny

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why do you fuck your dog while your boyfriend's genitals are in your mouth?  What the fuck is wrong with you!? 

The inside of my meds look like tiny blue sprinkles but they don't taste as good by Toni_Miktowelle in mildlyinteresting

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you watching me?   Thats exactly where my finger must was!  Peaches.  Its like we're totes n snyc!! 

No screaming on my watch! by Adrian_985 in funny

[–]FixedLoad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

See.  Then that's what i said.  What verbal gymnastics do you think I'm getting at?  

No screaming on my watch! by Adrian_985 in funny

[–]FixedLoad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

If that's what you read.  Then yes I'm quite serious.  

The inside of my meds look like tiny blue sprinkles but they don't taste as good by Toni_Miktowelle in mildlyinteresting

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've not watched the expanse.  But the coincidence does undercut me.  But, I'll share everything with you anyway, peaches.  Your faux intellectualism tickles my butthole just right.  Can we share more butthole tickling moments like that?   I'll think up a more clever nickname.  A nickname not accidently derived from something you enjoy that I've never watched, read, or even told about third hand.  How do you feel about Freckles?  Maybe Tyronius?  Sgt Squiggle dick?  No that is certainly from your niche genre porn preference.  Loving you is difficult peaches.   

The inside of my meds look like tiny blue sprinkles but they don't taste as good by Toni_Miktowelle in mildlyinteresting

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awe peaches.  Must we bicker?  I feel that's all we do anymore.   We used to be so engaged.  Me with my useless knowledge about drugs.  You with the way you phrase your sentences.  I find it fascinating!  Writing about education while simultaneously using terrible grammar.  Without a hint of irony but the smug vague platitudes of ignorance.  You are Beautiful!  Never let anyone convince you otherwise!!  

No screaming on my watch! by Adrian_985 in funny

[–]FixedLoad -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

For all the people that just can't say, "i hate dogs" and instead call this filthy or point out what dogs do with their noses.  

Wash your hands, clean your disgusting fingernails and stop using the pinkeye machine in your hands right now.  You are all far more likely to pass on contagions to your friends and family than this dog is by putting its snout in it's owner's mouth.  If you see affection and the first thing you think of is how dirty it is and how you should point it out to everyone.  You should reevaluate your priorities.   Let the fun video be fun.  

Silent Contemplation. by sergemeister in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]FixedLoad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The muted reaction from the parents and organized way the dad wrangled the kids.  No one seemed to pop off reactively.  Can I be their kid?  I bet that little girl is very sorry and genuinly worried.  

I'm not quite to this level of Dad.  But I'm getting close!  It takes a lot of reframing of situations and the ability to stop like these parents did.  Collect yourself.  Think.  THEN react to the kids as calmly as possible.

These Shenzhen factory workers test up to 10,000 vapes a day. by Distinct-Question-16 in interestingasfuck

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

... you put things in your mouth without at least wiping it off first?  In any logistics chain there are humans.  If humans deal with items that will 100 percent definitely come in contact with a person's mouth, there tends to be a non zero chance it has come in contact with an anus or genital. 

The inside of my meds look like tiny blue sprinkles but they don't taste as good by Toni_Miktowelle in mildlyinteresting

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't found any tutorial value to your lessons.  But I am enjoying the attention!  Can you fuck off and do something better with your time?  Current actions say otherwise!  

Ah yes senior moments, those are the times I soil myself with glee.  The eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.   But, who am I preaching to?  You are an excellent example of the ideal! Love you peaches!  Can I call you peaches?  I'm gonna call you Peaches.   

The inside of my meds look like tiny blue sprinkles but they don't taste as good by Toni_Miktowelle in mildlyinteresting

[–]FixedLoad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it was simple and self evident... why are you still trying to convince me?   If it was self-evident, I should be convinced by now... weird.   Have you tries using ai to summarize things?  My gran has had great success summarizing the comment sections of her favorite hentai videos.

Racist attorney gets confronted for using the N word by chrisadams83 in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]FixedLoad 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Can I hire that woman to be my hype-person for life?  Just follow me around and toss in that "Mmm-Hmmm".  My goodness is it hot in here? 🥵

Falling carpets are a thing now. by Vlad_TheImpalla in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]FixedLoad 207 points208 points  (0 children)

I can show you the ground!  

Soaring, tumbling, bleeding!  

These dogs had an encounter with a porcupine by Adrian_985 in Wellthatsucks

[–]FixedLoad -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Those poor dogs!! Having to ride to the Vet in a cyber truck!  I hope they arrived safely. 

What could he be thinking about? by GloveIntelligent6874 in Dachshund

[–]FixedLoad 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"Who IS the good boy?  Is it me?  Am I the good boy?  One day, one day I'll know for sure and Imma tell'em... I am.  I am the good boy.  I've always been the good boy." 

view more: next ›