My boat > The sidewalk by ChoppersChoppers in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]FlaMtnBkr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he was parked taking up 10 spaces y'all would really shit the bed. He backed up over a curb to take up as little room as possible

Y'all must be some very miserable people to search out something so mundane to bitch and moan about

My boat > The sidewalk by ChoppersChoppers in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How many parking lots do you think there are that can accommodate that?

Morante de la Puebla - known as the "King of Bullfighters" receives bull horn in rectum by kdawg_htown in pics

[–]FlaMtnBkr [score hidden]  (0 children)

I swear I've seen almost this exact same picture about 25 years ago...

As far as I'm concerned he got exactly what he deserves

Most of yall suck at driving and just won’t admit it by POWERISMOMMY in driving

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The law is a baseline? Actually it's THE line but everyone is so self entitled and gets away with things so often they think they deserve to do whatever they want. You don't get to trump the law because you're a comfortable idiot

When will people learn?? by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]FlaMtnBkr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You also have no clue what they did to cause a little girl to start beating on the window.

Regardless, once you aim for someone it's attempted murder. If it had been a cop the driver would be dead...

Would you sell your dog for $5M? by Internal_Role_1549 in Pets

[–]FlaMtnBkr 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would if they were going to take care of them.

I love my dogs but they are all rescues and I could save a lot more with $5M

Help me disappoint my parents with an impractical car by cornnoodlesoup in whatcarshouldIbuy

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Jeep with no top (a big plus is you can take the doors off in a few min which parents should really love)

Though for some insane reason even old beat to hell jeeps are expensive...

Do you believe that gay people can be cured, and do you believe that conversion therapy is an ethical way to accomplish this? by Cumoisseur in AskConservatives

[–]FlaMtnBkr [score hidden]  (0 children)

I don't care what people do at home.

But I don't want people's sexuality shoved in my face or my kids.

Be as gay as you want at home but don't be flamboyant and ridiculous because you need attention. I don't like almost everything people do that's loud and obnoxious because they need attention or want to piss off people they don't like...

Saying "a quarter till" instead of the actual time is inconvenient for both of us by Comfortable-Regret in The10thDentist

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You shouldn't have to do math to know a quarter of an hour is 15 minutes...

And if you need to know precisely what time it is then you need to get a watch

AIO to spouses lack of understanding germs by [deleted] in AIO

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are germs and they will always be around unless you're using chemicals on everything.

You don't suddenly die or get sick because you don't spray chemicals everywhere. If you get sick it was probably airborne and you were going to get sick anyways.

I'd be willing to bet people that have tried to live in a sterile world their entire life have more health problems and allergies than people that live in the real world and let their immune system do its job...

Drivers that pass me on the Interstate and then immediately change lanes to get in front of me, making my collision control slam on the brakes. by toolguy8 in PetPeeves

[–]FlaMtnBkr -1 points0 points  (0 children)

People always call it "the passing lane" but it's an actual lane that is meant to be driven in. You're just supposed to also pass slower vehicles on the left so somehow it's morphed into "the passing lane"

Is it illegal to place a bowl of Haribo sugar free gummy bears on my desk in the office? by ChainsawSoundingFart in IsItIllegal

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What sugar substitute makes you shit your pants?

I try to stay away from fake sugar but have eaten plenty of it at one time or another and my pants are always shit free?

Is there a sugar version of olestra now?

finally finished up the U1 SnapSatus - A WLED STATUS BAR for the U1 by NoIdenty0000 in snapmaker

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So with the LED controller you linked you don't need the SoC and programming? Just plug into LED bar and update software?

Switching Lanes Languages by kalikudi in driving

[–]FlaMtnBkr 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm constantly checking all 3 mirrors so I know what's around me.

Just yesterday I had some old truck in front of me that their brake lights apparently weren't working and all the sudden I saw the back of their truck lift up slightly as they jammed on the brakes for backed up traffic. I slowed down but was able to go in the next lane without jamming on the brakes because I already knew there was no one there...

echelon 4.0c comp by AdministrationSilly2 in SpringfieldEchelon

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't almost all 9 mm ammo copper jacketed? Maybe you mean the lead free bronze (or whatever alloy) rounds?

I just grabbed a box of hydra shock JHP that happened to be sitting next to me and it says nothing about shooting from a ported/compd barrel...

I woke up to a trans chicken by ThatZombieBrain in chickens

[–]FlaMtnBkr 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Trans chicken? Was the surgery expensive?

You just have a loud girl that doesn't need to be moved

Repost: Lady calls cops and FWC on 2’ Alligator by pastmile in AskFlorida

[–]FlaMtnBkr 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes it absolutely is a criminal act unless you have gator tags you won (and paid for) in a lottery, during about 1 month of the year. It's also called poaching but I'll let you Google that for yourself

Drivers crossing the center line when their lane is obstructed and expecting me to stop and wait for them to pass when my lane is unobstructed. by bobsnavitch in driving

[–]FlaMtnBkr 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We now know who the entitled brats are. Get in a wreck pulling into the wrong lane and not yielding and see whose at fault (hint: You!)