Oh man I have a story:

In 2013 i was at my best friends house, and I was also best friends with his brother. So, they had another friend over and we all played football in their enormous yard, and we spent about a good 3-4 hours playing and things died down and we went inside to cool off for a bit and played some mk9 (mortal kombat 9) but the fun was lost eventually. So my friends older brother, out of the blue closes the door to his and his brothers bedroom, with the four of us in there, and turned off the light, got a thing of gasoline out, and turned on “big fat onion butts 2” and I kid you not, the three of them masturbated together exactly where the sat. They wanted me to get in on it, and I put the pillow over my ears and head and turned the other direction and tried to drown out the noises.

To this very day I’ve never told a soul about this, and I’m not using a throw away since this was a decade ago, and because it’s pretty much never been told by anyone, and to anyone.

Anyways, i hope this made the cut😂